Here is a pic of me.

This is me after seeing the OP’s pictures.

Here is a picture of Jimmy Carter eating ribs.

No, that is a picture of Jimmy carter eating a rib. The others are merely sitting on his plate in a not-currently-being-eaten state.

Seriously, the attention to detail in this thread leaves much to be desired.

Pedostache.

Yeah, you really shouldn’t do that.

On the internet, nobody knew you were a dog.

And then they invented Flickr, Imgur, Skype, and YouTube.

Here’s a pic of me wearing glasses.

I’m the guy next to the tree who’s not wearing a hat.

Do you wear them whiletwerking on a swing set?
If you stretch your nostrils with a Sharpie accent cap, will those glasses still perch correctly on your face?

This is a picture of me after reading the OP.

Who’s a good MeanOldLady? Who’s a good girl? Ah…woogie, woogie, woogie! :wink:

Yes…I’m a mutt.

Aren’t you a little young to sign the SDMB allegiance?

I am a precocious child.

Two words: oxy pads.

Yup. Or salyciclic acid cleanser. Or some damn thing. Damn. Clean up or see a dermatologist.

Here’s a picture of me. Yelling at all of you. Really.

Here’s a picture of the OP as a young’un.
mmm

Here is a picture of a cat (wearing glasses).

For those complaining about the lack of discipline and accuracy in the posts, here is a picture of me.

There I was expecting a picture of you. :frowning:

I yam what I yam.

Oh yeah? Well, here’s a picture of Joe Biden eating ice cream.