Random Character Development Bits:
Angela Petrelli: I’m in a great big conspiracy, part of which involves blowing up New York City. But at least I love my family. Oh no, my husband wants to kill my son. And I discover that he’s been manipulating my mind all these years. I shall kill him! Yay, he’s dead! Now I can manipulate everyone myself! Peter, you’re my favorite, join me! Drat! Nathan, you’re my boy, join me! Drat! OK, I’m not very good at this. Oh no, Sylar’s on the loose again! He killed my golden partner! Ah ha! Now I’M in charge! Elle, you sorry excuse for an agent, get your ass out the door! YOU HAVE NO ONE NOW, I WILL SMIRK CRUELLY WHILE YOU SOB AND LEAVE! Oh no, someone’s after both halves of the formula. It must be a great big conspiracy! But I’m not part of it, so it’s evil and must be stopped! Oh look, we captured Sylar! You’re my son, Sylar. I actually love you the best, even though I abandoned you and not my other sons. Here’s an innocent and hot girl with an ability, eat her please! I WILL SMIRK CRUELLY AGAIN AT MY OWN EVILNESS! Oh no, Arthur’s alive! And he’s evil with evil plans and must be stopped! Oh no, I’m now trapped in my mind. Help me, Peter (if you do, you may become my favorite son again)! Help me, Sylar (remember, I’m your mother who wuvs you very very much)! Oh hey Matt, thanks.
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Peter Petrelli**: Oh hi Future Me! Oh, the future sucks? Well the logical thing to do is to take Sylar’s power, of course. Hey look, I now have The Hunger! RAWR! I HATE YOU MOM! YOU’RE A MANIPULATING BITCH! Oh hey Sylar, I was just gonna eat Mom. DOH, I suck at fighting anyone stronger than a toddler. OH NO! Mom’s been attacked! How dare they, especially when I haven’t finished eating her! OK it’s time for a one-man rampage. Oh hi Dad, you tried to kill Mom, who I suddenly love again. A hug? Sure, reading your mind would be rude. Oh snap, you stole my shit. Wow, Sylar saved my life by throwing me out of a window not as hard as he could have. Well, it looks like my job as a non-ability’d person is to protect the indestructible cheerleader. Wee!
Claire: I just want a normal life! Aw, screw that, I want vengeance! Oh yea, I’m pretty badass, because I got me and my Mom caught trying to rescue Fire-Mom but managed to luck my way into victory. Oh no, I can’t feel any pain, let’s go to the Bad Guys’ Lair, where they will clearly cure me and let me go and not use me for any nefarious purpose whatsoever. Oh hey Peter, falling down on the job? Heh heh. OK, I guess I should probably run away now. I have great plans. I can jump out of windows and serve as a useless sewer doorstop.
Tracy: Yes, Nathan would be a great political candidate for my boss. Oh snap, I’m an ice queen! I’m a murderer, which is evil! Evil is bad! I’m so scared! But I can recruit Nathan anyway, it looks like it’s gong well. Oh no, I’m actually a triplet and I was given abilities. I’m gonna commit suicide! Oh Flying Man, you’re so studly and sensitive, I guess I have something to live for now. Oh that was a sticky situation, but Flying Man and I got through it. Gosh, I love Flying Man. Oh it’s Flying Man’s clearly evil father. Hey random Evil Guy I Just Met, I can manipulate Nathan for you, if you promise me unspecified future benefits. Cool? Sweet.