Well, seeing all these virtual weddings has made me feel so romantic.
Seeing as how I prefer:
- no commitment
- a man who knows what he’s doing already-I don’t want to have to teach him anything
I’ve decided to announce my availability for a virtual affair. I’m looking for a good virtual man…only virtually married/engagaged men need apply.
I won’t nag you about taking the trash out or posting more often…
I promise not to try to get you to leave your virtual partner…
I’m available-no nasty virtual boyfriend to chase you down with a shotgun…
So…any of you virtual people looking for a mistress on the side?