any guys out there wanna virtually marry me? Please? Ill fix your car for free if you marry me! I can also cook! Please?!??
Im not as desperate as I sound… ok so I am so nevermind. 
you can marry my foot.
ohh… I dont get the whole you??? I bet my friend racinchikki would want to marry your foot… but shes already virtually engaged. so I guess everyone is out of luck… especially me dammit.
I’ll virtually marry you, but you would have to cook me dinner first. And my car is making this slight rattling noise when I hit 80 mph…
ou could mary me, but I’m young
consider it done! woo hoo! Im gettin married!
oh, but mech, just picture the wedding photos if you married Kilgore Trout’s foot! It would give you an excuse to say “That’s not mah foot!”
so xizor… when are we getting married?
after a proper virtual courting of course
:: hands mechanichik some flowers & candy
then I have to virtually meet your parents
then your friends must virtually approve
then I have to find you a virtual ring
then we have to have virtual bachelor & bachelorette parties
let’s see, all that should take what, about an hour or 2?
DAMMIT!!! I posted to late. I wanna’ marry mecha. Ah well, I guess I’ll live the rest of my life in lonelyness.
Here’s my pic, if any fine ladies are interested…
mech, go with sk8, he’s such a sweety!
[secret message to Sk8 even though everyone else can read it] (just wait a couple hours for the virtually divorce ;))
My, this woman works fast. One day, and she’s already planning her second virtual marriage…
I yield to sk8rixtx. It obvious to me that there would just be virtual affair happening if mecha and I got virtually married. It was fun while it lasted.
sigh, always a groomsman, never a groom 
Thats it Xizor my friend, I hookin’ you up. C’mon womens show Xizor the love.
Im sorry xizor… now I feel all bad… ohhh. but you were gonna like actually make me viturally do stuff, it was like you were only viturally marrying me so I could viturally fix your car and viturally make you dinner. oh well, youll find the right vitural someone soon!
Good luck on your search for the perfect VITURAL someone…
ok so I cant spell shut up
I’m not interested in getting virtually married, but I’ll be more than willing to offer my services as the virtual rebound. 