Hey June, don't make it bad (but you will) [Mini-Rant]

It’s been rainy here in the Bluegrass, and that means…snakes are coming out of their burrows.

We’ve seen the occasional snake around the property before, but sightings have markedly increased in the past few days to the dismay of Mrs. J., who is extremely not fond of legless reptiles.

We were out back near the garage yesterday afternoon when I suddenly heard a cry of:

"AhhhhhhAhhheahaaaaaaaeuGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

“What is it? Where?”

“There!!!”

Sure enough, a sizable rat snake was sunning himself in our driveway. I estimate he was in the four foot long range. I was barefoot (not optimal for snake repelling), but tried to scare him away by slapping my foot against the asphalt a few feet away from him. No dice. He stayed where he was, tongue flickering.

By the time I had gotten shoes on and prepared to make a relocation attempt, it had started raining and the snake had disappeared.

Most of our resident snakes are of the species Snakus garterianus, but rat snakes are a close second, and while non-venomous, can exhibit a nasty temper. Worse, they don’t seem to have made much of a dent in the local rodent population, judging by the number of mice I trap indoors during the fall.

Rat snakes have occasionally been known to take up residence in basements and attics, a fact I don’t think I will share with Mrs. J.

*the Kentucky snake situation is so far nowhere as…interesting as it was in southeast Texas, where we had to contend with much bigger specimens, including Slobodan, who reared up and hissed at Mrs. J. as she was coming down the back walk, the possibly venomous one I nearly stepped on near the house while carrying in bags of groceries, and the water moccasin who glided by during a tropical storm.

I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!

More accurately: It’s

“Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!”

Have you even met Catamount’s father? Hamster smell, even in church…

:rofl:

Oh, you.

I wonder if your Connor Cat is related to our Very Bad Kitty. We had an original Drinkwell when she arrived. After a while, we started finding the cover pulled off and water on the floor because VBK liked to drink out of the top and sometimes knocked the fountain over if the water level was too low.

One day I came home from work to walk into water all over the kitchen floor and stepped on the plastic lid. That fountain got replaced with a heavy, topless ceramic fountain that hasn’t been tipped over. So far.

George’s breeder feeds all of his cats a good quality all life stage kibble, so we want to move our two over because we don’t want to have to try to keep our adult cats out of George’s kitten food.

Our vet calls VBK a “competitive eater”. We also call the little pudgebutt our snarf and barf kitty and boy, she sure lived up to her name. I put down a bowl of half “old” kibble and half “new” kibble. She picked out every piece of the new stuff and then puked all over the living room.

We have friends staying with us until its safe to go home again. Hopefully, it won’t be much longer because they brought their dogs. Their small, barky dogs that don’t like cats and can’t be left out in the yard because they will become hawk food.

If I stop posting, just assume that one or both of our cats has killed me in my sleep.

Cool, so I’m breaking out in rapidly spreading hives.

Cool cool cool.

Why would my doctor answer the phone? Why wouldn’t urgent care call me back in 20 minutes like they promised?

NBD.

I’ll just be over here watching red, itchy bumps consume my flesh.

I know a lot of people like dogs. I get it. They seem really sweet. But those little yapping vicious dogs are the worst. My Aunt had a lhasa. Most ornery bastard your ever met.

Your aunt or the dog?:upside_down_face:

Just trying to distract you from the itches. Sorry about those. Have you bolted down some diphenhydramine (Benadryl)? Slow, gentle cool shower? Not a cure, just as slight relief as you wait.

I’m okay for now. This happened to me once before, a couple of years ago when I was pregnant. It ended up all over my arms and legs, they did a biopsy and I think it came down to medication or mites. I am allergic to dust mites. So I’m just gonna wash all my sheets and blankets and hope that helps. In the end I had to use steroid cream to get rid of them.

ETA: My Aunt is a saint.

They are the worst. I am allergic to them too. Good luck, sometimes that really does help.

I have it on good authority that little barky dogs aren’t real dogs, right @wolfpup ?

We like dogs. When we were working, we thought it would be wrong to get a dog because we were gone at least 10 hours a day. But, had that changed and we thought we could have a dog, it would not be a little barky dog.

My friends have the dogs in crates and their bedroom door is closed, but that’s fooling nobody. Very Good Kitty is hiding under our bed and VBadK is outside their door growling.It’s almost 5pm and its 109F. Even if the dogs were big enough to go out in the yard unattended, we couldn’t leave them out for long.

Hopefully they will be able to go home soon. Hopefully they will still have a home to go to. I’m very concerned that this will be the worse fire season in state recorded history.

I’m sorry about the asshole dogs and the pissed off cats, but bless you for letting these folks stay with you. That has got to be the worst - not knowing if you can ever go home or not.

Thank you, but no blessings needed. I’m just happy we have a guest room and don’t have to bed them down on the couch.

A while back, we were in their situation and it was horrible. Not knowing what’s going to happen and being powerless over the situation is awful. (Of course, that is true no matter what crisis is happening.)

Friends are a mess. We unpacked both their vehicles and he took the SUV back to Cottonwood in hopes of being allowed to go back in and grab more stuff. She is obsessively cycling through news sources hoping for something new. Little barky dogs are freaking out because they are in a strange room in a strange house with a strange cat growling outside the door.

If you look at a fire map of Arizona, there are so many markers that you can’t see place names. The sky is gray and the air quality sucks.

Despite the heat and the bad air quality, the firefighters are still at it.

I live on the East Coast and a few years ago visited a friend in LA during fire season. There were fires everywhere, and we visited the Getty Museum the day after they reopened due to a fire just across the highway. The entire hillside across from the museum was black. The inside of their car smelled like smoke and ashes covered all the hand rails on the stairs at the museum. We went up north a few days later and saw helicopters in the air carrying water buckets. Definitely an eye-opener for me.

My kid used to send “Post-Apocolyptic Sky” photos from California. He just moved to New York, so we worry less about his breathing.

Fuck me.

Everything in my house that breaks and needs to fixed is non-standard. Meaning 'I’ve never seen one that before" or " they don’t make those anymore"

Every. Goddamed time.

This, several times over.

DOGS are great. Little yappy deranged hyper rodents in dog suits are a different matter.

Absolutely. A yappy little nervous ball of fur about the size of a paramecium is not a real dog. If it’s not big enough to knock you over and drool on you, then it’s not really a dog. :slight_smile: