{ahem}
Esprix
Oh please, Esprix. People can follow you around to learn how to start as many threads as possible about one topic.
I shall neither be nor follow a mentor. I fly solo, baby.
“History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.” -Winston Churchill
You follow me around? Awww, see? You really do care? I suppose, then, you’ve seen me post in a wide variety of other threads that are - {gasp!} - not related to homosexuality in any way, shape or form, nor have I turned them to said topic. It’s just a shame you haven’t seemed to learn anything new yourself. I wouldn’t be pointing any fingers at anyone else, lest ye be called a one-trick pony yerself.
But I still love you. {smooches}
Oh, well, thank heavens for small favors!
Esprix
OgreFade, you need to watch us all.
And be afraid. Be very
VB
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
. . . um . . . er . . . well, um . . . I just . . . er . . .
Damn. I was so busy watching everyone else I forgot what I was gonna say . . .
Dr. Watson
** Lexicon ** anyone can look at your post count and know that you live on the board, what kind of work are you supposed to be doing that you can spend that much time here? Just kidding. I’d say you deserve a lackey by now.
Dr. Watson you changed your name and lost your post count I see. Was your wife still offended by what happened with her on the board?
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
Okay, so I’m a semi-reg who’s been away for a while. Do I get a new poster as a tutor for what’s been going on while I’ve been away? Or do I tutor some poor newbie on how much better it was back in my day, how much tougher we had it back when every other thread was a Fundamentalist Rant? Heck, you couldn’t go three threads without Phaedrus popping up and doing his little insanity dance all over your thought-line. Why, I had to walk through the snow- uphill- both ways! just to read Great Debates. And now all of these young whippersnappers are running around, and they don’t know…
Er, sorry. Got in touch with my inner geezer there. Carry on.
Oh, and I’m back. Hi.
JMCJ
Give to Radiskull!
Lexi, yeah, right!!! 
And thanks, but I’m too busy with all my IRL followers.
:: Ducking ::
Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking
when I said I’d like to smash every tooth in your head.
What the…
Buddies for Newbies?
I made it to 1800 posts with no one holding my hand!
I demand a Buddy! Now!
:::grumblegrumbleNOTFAIRgrumblegrumble:::
This is my new sig. Thank Wally. It was his idea.
“I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.”
Assigned?? yeah right, you just let me be a total idiot! (good at it)
whatever
Totally unrelated aside in reply to ultress, so the rest of ye can just butt out and wander off now – (Okay, I think they’re gone now. Ms.Crick and I were not married. I tried that once before, and it didn’t agree with my children from that union, so I kept the kids and fired their mother. Ms.Crick and I had an abrupt parting of the ways concerning issues that certainly had nothing to do with a simple message board, and it just seemed that the irony and humor of the shared SN rather lost its edge as a solo act.)
Dr. Watson
“Life is a God-damned, stinking, treacherous game, and nine hundred and ninety-nine men out of every thousand are bastards.” – Theodore Dreiser
Truthfully, you need to know nothing. Actually, many of the posters round here already do.
“Empty stares from each corner of a shared prison cell . . .” Pearl Jam
Does this mean that I can’t post without permission and approval from one of the older and more experienced posters?
:confused
Oops! Sorry my smilie didn’t work. Hey, maybe I do need someone to check my posts first.
You can do whatever the hell you like, just be 
Naw, that’s not how it works. But since you’ve expressed interest…
You’ve been assigned to Cristi. Follow her wherever she goes on the board and post extravagant praise for every post she makes. If her posting schedule is inconvenient for you, thus preventing you from posting within a reasonable amount of time with the required praise, your designated alternate is JohnCorrado. If both your assigned poster and designated alternate have incompatible posting schedules, please reapply immediately.
Gee, I just harassed Otto for a while, and got the hang of it.
Party per bend sinister wavy bendy sinister wavy vert & or, & sable, in fess point a demi-pellet ensorcelled rayonny or inverted & bendwise sinister issuant from the party, in sinister base a roundel bendy sinister wavy vert & or.
Or something…
Oh, just go here.
Ooooh! I want someone to follow me around and praise me!
(and if that doesn’t happen can I have Bj0rn follow me around and make all my posts look intelligent and comprehensible?)
Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate mother-fucker.
Kat declared:
THANK YOU! An unsolicited mention - you made my day. I hereby promote you to “extra splendiferous” status. Now I will follow you around whereever you go on the board and post extravagant praise for every post you make. Or I’ll just try to say something polite whenever I run into you.
(Does this mean I’m officially funny and provocative? Can I cite this on my resume?)
OgreFade commented:
Quick, to the search engine and find all OgreFade’s posts to see why I should hate em!
whitetho said:
Sorry, those two are mine, you’ll have to find your own posters to name drop/flirt with.
(At what point does it shift from flirting to stalking?)
(Hint to 24CaratGold: shameless name-dropping goes over well in MPSIMS.)
Hehe, I finally found the search engine… you’ll probably be disappointed in me… 
It happens. Oh well…
Life goes on …
Could I get a glass of non-fat water?