HEY! Who should I know here???

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Being a universally adored, & almost god-like figure to the poor vagarants who post on this board; obviously I am the person who should be your mentor, OgreFade.

The mentoring process begins with you shining my shoes. Use spit & polish; & don’t forget to buff the tips, boy; or no table scraps with your gruel tonight! :smiley:

You should tell the truth, expose the lies and live in the moment."-Bill Hicks
“You should tell the lies, live the truth and expose yourself.” - Bill Clinton

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:::tapping toe::::

Well? Where’s Bast? I am waiting for my extravagant praise, here.

:::tapping toe:::

This is my new sig. Thank Wally. It was his idea.
“I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.”

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(Does this mean I’m officially funny and provocative? Can I cite this on my resume?)

Go ahead. Make sure you spell my name right.