And she sent me the DVD as a gag gift and made me watch it!! But I was drunk at the time so I sent her the tats and made her put one on and photo it bwhahahaha
I have 42 minutes of work left than errands! You are going to have to survive without me for a bit 
Hi, welcome in! Holy Shit! Where in the f… have you been???
Hi, welcome in! Holy Shit! Where in the f… have you been???
(And for the record, I posted this without reading any of the responses to OP)
OK, fun’s fun but now it’s time for you to provide some intellectual content in General Questions or Great Debates.
We’ve been needing some decent commentary on ion transport through amphibian skin. Also some expository writing on Immanence and Transcendence in non-monotheistic systems.
Get to work.
You have adequate writing skills. Your grasp of proper grammar and spelling are sufficient. Welcome to the Straight Dope Message Boards.
^
(This is the highest level of praise possible to give around here, I think)
what do you do?
She works for a huge company as a Field Engineer.
Less QQ, more pew-pew?
White Tiger watch over you.
King’s honor, friend.
For Gnomeregan!
All very well but some of us are still worried. We know about the One cat but what about the two cat and the three cat? Presumably the One cat Rules them all and in the darkness binds them…
My sympathies for Tex: pets are wonderful.
Ketchup or mustard; be very careful how you answer.
IF I told you I would have to kill you. 
In terms that I can use: I am essentially a hardware technician and I repair stuff for a government contractor.
I really am not allowed to go into more detail than that, unless you are prepared to die!
I used to use the whole thing as my name on other boards… it was just too long!
But even with the name:
FOR THE HORDE!!!
Mayonnaise???
The things I learn about you.
What book are you reading now?
Pale Immortal by Anne Frasier
I need more books though… I don’t have enough!
Ooh gothic horror! Awesome.
On peanut butter, sure. But hot dogs? Heathen!