Whoa. For a minute there I thought I was at the my penis is thread.
I have, and I’ve often wondered what Emma Thompson saw in him. She’s English, he’s Irish, so perhaps they just like to fight. They were married about 10 years, I think. I just don’t think people are meant to be monogamous for that long, and that marriage should be a 5-, 7-, or 10-year contract with the option to renew at the end, if both agree.
Is there anything more useless than a monogamous Mormon?
when I was in All-County Chorus (in 1976), Norman Luboff was our guest director
Is that in any way like a monotheist Mongoose?
As much like it as a Catholic cobra.
Were Riki Tiki Tavi and Rin Tin Tin related?
Now you’re just being silly.
Same initials.
Well not just now. Very often in fact.
I think Riki Tiki Tavi and Rin Tin Tin are very distant relations as both are Carnivores.
Do Carnivores eat carnivals? If so, what did they do with Samson?
Remember that Simpson’s episode with the carnies?
What ever happened to Carnie Wilson?
Did you know that ‘carnival’ derives from the Italian “farewell to meat”? And that reincarnation literally means “back in the meat”? Doesn’t seem that desirable a fate when you think of it that way, does it?
I don’t want to come back as a hamburger!
Did she come back as a hamburger?
What was the greatest comeback you ever saw in sports? I once watched a basketball team that was trailing 68-50 with four minutes to go force overtime and end up winning on a halfcourt shot at what turned to be the FINAL buzzer.
Speaking of 68-50, 68 is one of my favorite numbers… George Carlin did a show in Denver about 20 years ago in which he did his new version of the Seven Words You Can’t Say on Television. It had morphed to about 200 by that point, but the one schtick that schtuck with me all these years was:
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[li]Sixty-Nine[/li][li]71, which is 69 plus two fingers, and…[/li][li]68, which is “you do me and I’ll owe you one.”[/li][/ul]
Whatever happened to number runners? It used to be a favorite element of the underworld, but I haven’t heard a thing about it in years.
Ceecil Adams owes me $5. You’d think he could afford to pay me with all those books he sells and the Google ads and all. :mad: