I saw Bronson Pinchot on Broadway with Carol Burnett, George Hern, and two young performers I’d never heard of before or since.
Is he the one who played Latke on some show? Mmm, latkes, love 'em…
The show was “Battle of the Network Stars” I think he rowed a canoe against Latke.
how come Canoe cologne hasn’t been advertising lately? Is it still being manufactured or what?
Uncle Junior on The Sopranos made reference to Canoe in an early episode so it was at least around (or remembered) in 1999 or so. Old Spice, English Leather, and anything with musk or gasoline scented bases are always popular. I keep hoping they’ll make bacon or popcorn scented after shave.
“My man wears English Leather or nothing at all,”
So I decided to skip the aftershave and just show up naked. That was not a good idea at the PTA meeting.
Do you pronounce “naked” as “nekkid” “nay-kid” or “naykt”? I always thought Lewis Grizzard had it right: naked means you ain’t wearing any clothes; and nekkid means you ain’t got any clothes on and you’re up to somthin’.
Dr. Clemente is really up to something. Then again, on Law & Order it’s always a twist in the last minute, and it ends up being someone you would’ve never even thought of.
I never thought of that
Did you go with this, or did you go with that?
You know what goes great with macadamia nuts? Dark chocolate! Mmmmmm…
I don’t care how appealingly they may be prepared or how much spin may be put on their nutritional value, I am not going to be eating any chocolate insects, spiders or roadkill. You can have my share. Over.
Dark chocolate…hot morning coffee, heated mouth, small piece of dark chocolate that melts from the heat…heaven…
I can’t stop playing the song “Milk of Heaven” by Floater.
Speaking of, I gotta go flush again. Damn toilet is acting up again.
Again? I’ve never gotten even one royal flush while playing poker!
Is it legal to brand cats with a poker? If not, my neighbor is in deep doo-doo. I saw her out there in the yard, tending a brushfire with a poker and her cat came sniffing around. She lassoed the cat and hogtied it and then singed its fur near the tail with the poker. Man, that stinks!
I’ve just received an offer to help herd cats from El Paso to Tucson.
Does anyone know where I can find a book to help me brush up on the best tactics to herd cats over that distance?
Remember that old Fred McMurray TV series about “My Three Sons”? If one of them got run over by a dumptruck would they have renamed the series “My Tucsons”?
I once had a 4 hour layover at the Tuscon Airport on my way to Los Angeles