I pissed off this thug boss once? Now I “done lost my L.A. privileges.”
Henceforth, I’m prevented from using words with “Ls” and “As.”
Sucks.
LA Woman You’re my woman–Jim Morrison never had LA privileges, but I’m sure he took a few liberties. “Show me the way to the next whiskey bar”
Oh, don’t ask why. Oh, don’t ask why.
Why are we here?
Everybody gotta be someplace
All right now, everybody dance!
Somebody turn on the bubble machine, Ah-one and ah-two. Here now is Myron Floren with Pete Fountain to do the Poor People of Paris as a cha-cha-cha.
SUmmer of 2004, I stayed at the Paris Las Vegas. Very nice hotel. and for an extra $10/night, we were on the Strip side of the hotel, so we were able to see the Bellagio fountains from our room, even tho it was partly obscured by the Eiffel Tower
If you give 10,000 monkeys 10,000 years with 10,000 erector sets, one of them will turn out the Eiffel Tower
Whenever we played Monopoly I always wound up with Electric Company. That and Water Works. Often those were my only properties. I rarely won a game.
The Electric Company and Sesame Street are responsible for the education of over a generation of children (and the entertainment of thousands of adults).
The Electric Company was one of the best offensive lines in football.
I played trombone in a marching band when I was in grade school. We often played at the Merchant Marine Academy Football Games
After the Big Game of 1982, will any Stanford trombonist in the marching band agree to play in a game against Cal?
I finally saw that for the first time on TV’s Most Unexpected Moments. I also didn’t get to see (once again) the end of the “Heidi Bowl.” 
I’m about to have a bowl of delicious beef barley soup.
A recently found an ad in the Yellow Pages (I don’t do all my shopping on Google 
) That offered ball waxing while you wait. Boy was I surprised when it was for a bowling Pro Shop.
Does anybody else remember the days of Wolley Segap?
My memory isn’t what it ought to be, seeing as how I don’t remember what I had for lunch last Thursday.
I didn’t have lunch today. I just snacked on crackers and cheese, then potato chips.