Ok, today in my Hotmail spam folder:
From: Excrement Q. Ubiquitous <walkway@netactive.co.za>
Subject: Reply: Harcdroe Big Roeslution Sceens (my note: I did NOT email him asking about “sceens”, not even Harcdroe ones.)
Body of email: “Hello, hello, who’s your lady friend?
*insert picture of woman taking it up the poop chute”
Cheerio He who knows little quickly tells it.
Self-respect is the root of discipline the sense of dignity grows with the ability to say no to oneself.
Get the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
I have never heard anything about the resolutions of the apostles, but a good deal about their acts. Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style it will just look ridiculous year after year.
Life is at its best when it’s shaken and stirred.
With an eye made quiet by the power of harmony, and the deep power of joy, we see into the life of things. Those who dwell among the beauties and mysteries of the Earth are never alone or weary of life.
The worst education which teaches self-denial, is better than the best which teaches everything else, and not that.
Man is a creation of desire, not a creation of need.
There is no place in a fanatic’s head where reason can enter.
Noise proves nothing, Often a hen who has laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid.
Satan always finds some mischief for idle hands to do. You can lease the peace of mind You bought a mask, I put it on. You never thought to ask me If I wear it when you’re gone
All things are possible to him who believes. [Mark 9:23]
You can always tell who the pioneers are because they have arrows in their back and are lying face down in the dirt.
There is nothing in the world more shameful than establishing one’s self on lies and fables. If help and salvation are to come, they can only come from the children, for the children are the makers of men."
What are some funny ones you’ve gotten?