Ah, apparently too late to get him hooked up with Chelsea.
Me too. It’s kind of cute.
meh. call me when she buys a cigar and a blue Gap dress.
Many books on the subject teach that such behaviors are an indication that the person is attracted to you. What they don’t tell you is that it doesn’t necessarily mean that it’s sexual.
It’s kinda like those magazines that say stuff like: “How do you know it he’s into you?” The guy’s version are more likely to be howto books, though. Like “How to Flirt”, “How to Pick Up Women”, “How to Get Laid”, “Seductive Hypnosis”. There seems to be a certain type of guy who thinks “I’ve got a problem. I’ll go get a book and learn how to fix it.”
The ick is because many people out there* wanted, indeed psychically needed, Hillary to be an old lesbo. If she’s not, that’s truly disgusting to them.
*present company excepted, of course.
Where can a nubile young lad sign up for this ravishing? Is there some sort of fee that, they, could pay if they wanted to be moved closer to the front of the line?
Or is said nubile lad supposed to act disinterested? In that case, ravish me all you two want. I’m not interested! 
Can bees be boarded, you know, like dogs at the dog kennel?
Yes, I can acquire a large pile of sugar for them to make a home of until I am finished being ravaged.
