We’re going to have to start calling you the Bellman, John, since you obviously think that “What I tell you three times is true.”
jwg, you and John John are the ones hung up on the size of the woman’s ass, not the rest of us. As I said before, the size of her butt has nothing to do with her performance in office. I have a large tochus, but it didn’t hinder me in my previous career.
Honestly, if I lived in New Yawk and was oscillating between Hillary and Rudy, I would jump on the Hillary bandwagon in a heartbeat if I heard you two idiots talking the way you have been on this thread. Not even the militia members I know criticize Hillary’s personal appearance the way you have been doing.
There are plenty of reasons to question whether Ms. Hillary Rodham Clinton would be suitable for the Senate, but – AND PAY ATTENTION, YOU FUCKING, LACKWITTED TROLLS – her behind is not one of them.
Good God, maybe Clinton is not as bad as I think if dimwits like you get so lathered up on trivialities like this.
Peyote
We suspected you were a Clintonite all along. You did not fool me. How bout you, JWG?
Please take note, JWG, or I, have not spoken to you, or even about Hillary, in the vulgar fashion you have address us. You would do well to follow your own hollow advice. Why not answer JWG’s questions, or some of mine, instead of defending Billary’s HUGE “TOCHUS”?
Pas grande chose.
I just had to repost Cyb’s comment above - the irony is simply stunning. So, Cybbie, I guess you’re starting to understand how the rest of the world feels about you…
Well, you’ve posted four times since I challenged you to cease making reference to the size/shape of Ms. Clinton’s rear-end, and say something of consequence about her supposed phoniness. Let’s see how well you fared, Cybbie ol’ pal.
Post One You refer to Ms. Clinton as " Hillary Ballon Bun’s." (FYI, Dork Boy, balloon has two o’s, and Bun’s should read Buns’.)
Post Two You change the ending of the last sentence in Post One, then repost it (leaving in the “Ballon Bun’s” reference).
Post Three Might or might not be a simulpost (it appears to be exactly the same as Post Two) - but altering a quote or a post, then reposting it thinking we’re all so bleedin’ ignorant we’d never notice the change is SO your style. Remember how you screwed with a quote of mine earlier in this thread, and in so doing admitted that you really WERE Twyla all along? Or how about the time you invented a little “buddy” to help support you in one of your endless, inane arguments on the old AOL boards, and while pretending to be this “pal” of yours, you forgot to change the sigline and left your own on the “friend’s” post? That was pretty funny, dude! Are you always such a loser? You really need to pay closer attention to these things.
Post Four You close yet another informationless post with "Billary’s HUGE “TOCHUS.”
Just can’t stick with the topic, can you? Seems to me, Cybbie, that all you want to do is talk about Hillary’s fanny, making YOU the big-assed phony here…
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
Guys - We seem to be missing a few posts here. I had responded to our dear friend the Peyote Coyote, Wendell had a post and I had a response as well. Now they are gone? Just like HILLARY!'s billing records? What an amazing coincidence. In the event they are gone for all eternity, here is a condensed version.
Peyote: Call your doctor. Your meds have to be adjusted. You did OK with the “Yawk,” but it really should be “Noo Yawk” to be complete. The more conventional spelling is “toochis,” as in “toochis kish!,” something I hope all Noo Yawkers will tell Blonde Ambition this election day.
Wendell seconded my request for someone to check exactly how many of HILLARY!'s Yale Evade the Law School class were female, and what class ranking did our derriere empowered friend hold? Was she really first? And I replied we should not forget about finding out if she were recommended for future government work by her bosses on the Watergate committee.
Finally, if it makes all you supporters of the “Americans with Fat Asses Act” (of which, HILLARY! is of course the champion) happy, I will make the following statement:
HILLARY! has a perfectly normal, average sized ass. You guys feel better now?
It is just that the rest of her is waaaay too small.
JWG
Encluding her brain. The issues of committing perjury, urging others to commit perjury, tampering with evidence and buying off witnesses are all blithely ignored. Hillary is part of that whole mess. This kind of shameless corruption by the Clintons goes all the way back to the Whitewater land deal in Arkansas and the swindling of bank depositors there by the Clintons’ and their business partners, with the aid of misleading legal documents drawn up by Hillary Clinton. Let me add obstruction of justice too. Remember her finding the billing records in her bedroom after a two year “search”? Yeah, they were in the bedroom right next to the cigars. ha ha ha ha ha
Blubber thighs Hillary. Legs like hamhocks, AND NO DAMN ETHICS!
Pas grande chose.
JWG
Encluding her brain. The issues of committing perjury, urging others to commit perjury, tampering with evidence and buying off witnesses are all blithely ignored. Hillary is part of that whole mess. This kind of shameless corruption by the Clintons goes all the way back to the Whitewater land deal in Arkansas and the swindling of bank depositors there by the Clintons’ and their business partners, with the aid of misleading legal documents drawn up by Hillary Clinton. Let me add obstruction of justice too. Remember her finding the billing records in her bedroom after a two year “search”? Yeah, they were in the bedroom right next to the cigars. ha ha ha ha ha
Blubber thighs Hillary. Legs like hamhocks, AND NO DAMN ETHICS!
Pas grande chose.
JWG
Encluding her brain. The issues of committing perjury, urging others to commit perjury, tampering with evidence and buying off witnesses are all blithely ignored. Hillary is part of that whole mess. This kind of shameless corruption by the Clintons goes all the way back to the Whitewater land deal in Arkansas and the swindling of bank depositors there by the Clintons’ and their business partners, with the aid of misleading legal documents drawn up by Hillary Clinton. Let me add obstruction of justice too. Remember her finding the billing records in her bedroom after a two year “search”? Yeah, they were in the bedroom right next to the cigars. ha ha ha ha ha
Blubber thighs Hillary. Legs like hamhocks, AND NO DAMN ETHICS!
Pas grande chose.
It really is sad. John, you have no brain… how do you function?
You still haven’t explained the “Margaret” remark.
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O p a l C a t
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And being the most doggedly annoying troll the Straight Dope has ever had, while constantly inventing new screennames and pretending to be somone else who supports your absurdly fatuous arguments, and then denying vehemently that you’re ANY of those non-existent people IS ethical?
Pot? Meet John Kettle.
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
Was HILLARY! the hacker? The Vast Left Wing Conspiracy?
JohnJohn, does Hillary have a fat ass? You haven’t made this clear to me. Four pages of repeating the same thing over and over isn’t enough. Say it one more time, will you? PLEASE?
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Catherine
With great difficulty at times, as you can see from the typo, Enclude instead of Include. Rushing. Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
What’s with the board-fart of three posts?
Pas grande chose.
SlobStory
Clueless!! Stop smoking it.
Do YOU even know who Hillary Lard Ass is?
Pas grande chose.
The four police officers that Hillary Rhino Rear Clinton called MURDERERS, DURING THE TRAIL, were acquitted of all charges today. This ample butted moron was a Yale Law School graduate?
She passed judgement on these men without hearing, or understanding, the facts of the case. I do not want a boob like that in the Senate. She’s been around Bill too long. I wonder if that IS her problem? It all depends on what IS is, no doubt. Waaaaaaaaaaaa
Pas grande chose.
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You know who has a fat ass? Jerrold Nadler , my congressman. My Ghod, it’s freakin’ huge! He doesn’t just take up a row of seats on the subway, he takes up a whole car. I don’t even know how he fits in those little congressman seats I see on C-SPAN. They probably had to build him a special elevator and beef up the engine on that little underground train that the congressmen have just so he can get from his office to the House floor.
But you know what? Not a bad congressman, that Jerry. A lot better than I expected for a machine guy, and better than that dead guy whose name escapes me right now (and who won reelection while dead, BTW). He’s a little to the left on economic stuff for me and cozies up to Bill a little too much, but hey, it’s a lefty district, so what’cha gonna do?
And in thinking about his performance representing me, it occurs to me that his ass has nothing to do with it. (Well, except for maybe the chair thing. But he copes somehow.) And it further occurs to me that no one I have ever met thinks his ass is an issue. Sure, D’Amato made fun of it, but he’s the Fonz, the Howard Stern of politics. And even he apologized.
So John, I put it to you. Is Jerry Nadler’s ass too large for politics?
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jab1
Sure, jab. Hillary has the largest ass of any First Lady since Dolly. Her butt was huge from ice cream. What do you suppose made Hillary’s so big? Sitting on it instead of working?
Pas grande chose.
John John, on behalf of the “Big Butt Society of America,” of which I am President, I’d like you to stop attacking people based on the size of their buttocks. I wouldn’t ever vote for Hillary, but come on! My butt’s bigger than Hillary’s by far; does that make me necessarily a bad person?
We of the BBSA feel that you’ve gone a tad too far in this thread. It’s your right to do so, as this is the Pit, but be aware that your remarks are offensive to those of us who do have big butts and blubber thighs. We strongly urge you to find something new to talk about; this thread has been going for quite a while, and all you say in every post is, “Hillary has a fat A**.” What is this, South Park, where the humor is taken largely from little kids swearing?
The BBSA urges you to attack Hillary on legitimate issues rather than the size of her butt.
This has been a statement from the Big Butt Society of America. Donations accepted.
Bill, I’ve seen your pic and I doubt you have a rear as big as Hillary BlunderButt. It’s rather hard to attack Mrs Clinton on legitimate issues since she has none. She has not articulated what her position is on any major issues in New York, or how well she can represent us. She has never lived or work here. She still thinks the Battery has something to do with Duracel. Duh!
I’ve spoken to the New York Regional Chapter of the BBSA and they think she has one of the top ten booties in America. We of the NBA, Normal Booties of America, have drafted a proposal to have a float of her ass hoisted in the Macy’s Thanksgiveing Day Parade. We’re running into a problem because we can’t find enough volunteers to hold the wires to keep that HUGE ASS from blowing away.
Pas grande chose.