Hollow, meaningless, incomplete life? This will help you (and apparently your anus)..

He’s got himself quite the little fan club here, eh?

I, too, have added Henry Raddick to my personal pantheon.

lol we should send mr raddick a lin to our board … the debates would be amusing ,

How did I miss this the first time around? Check out this review:

Yeah, but will it make hair grow? Will I be able to pick up peanuts with my penis? That’s what I want to know.

Why peanuts? Why not pretzels?

More from “How to Goodbye Depression”

Is this dirty black gas a common problem?

Yuk

Henry is like a British version of Wally, good shit.

I get the picture:

Me Writes sensitive, intelligent, informative reviews for Amazon. My ranking: 551 :frowning:

Henry Raddick Writes two-sentence reviews emphasizing the phrases “male genitals,” “spatula another octagenarian’s jewels,” “reassembling my spaniel,” and this review that made me snork:

His ranking: 103 :eek:

That’s it. No more Mr. Nice Reviewer.

::types in “penis” into Amazon search::

So like, I’ve been going about it all wrong with medication, therapy and relaxation techniques?

All I need to do is squeeze my sphincter?

Huh?

And, where, where, is all of this deep weirdness coming from?

:eek:

too late, my head exploded:D :smiley:

Well, have you tried letting a computer program translate into Japanese and then having it printed in Japan? That might be your problem. :wink: