Oh, dear. Two birthdays today. I’m going to have to make an extra-large cake.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FCM & KAI![/center]
I’m sorry. I didn’t think to bring a ladder.
So my new phone arrived last night. I was getting sick of the bugs in the Treo 680 that was killing its battery. Plus, its camera sucked even for quick snapshots and it had a tendency to crash every now and then. So, owing to an excellent deal I got, especially because it was sold for someone who works for my cell carrier, and he was able to offer an in-store one-year warranty, I picked it up spur-of-the-moment like. In anticipation of its arrival I bought a memory card, because it takes miniSD, and I don’t have any miniSD cards. I bought a Sandisk card, one of those 3-in-1 cards that have one MicroSD cards with a miniSD adapter and a regular SD adapter.
Well bugger me if the damn thing doesn’t work. (The card, not the phone; that works beautifully) I tried everything to format that card – 3 different phones, my computer, my PDA, and my digital camera – and nothing would touch it.
Stupid thing. It was only $15, but now I have to take it back and exchange it for a regular miniSD with just a regular SD adapter, and since I bought it at a place that’s kind of out of the way, it’s a pain in the butt.
Ugh, chicken pox. I got them when I was 18. Great Og, that was a nightmare. I went through two bottles of calamine lotion and still itched like blazes, and I was traumatized to notice that chicken pox have utterly no shame whatsoever, because they erupted everywhere. Every-fucking-where. Even there. For an 18-year-old, newly-minted man, this is the sort of thing counseling is made for.
Chicken pox are concentrated pustules of fermented evil.
Back to the grind.