The LIONsob and I just got home from this round of HouDope. If you missed it, you missed a great time.
First, the guilty parties. Beatle, Sealemon88, Revedge, MrCynical, LIONsob and of course, Ayesha.
Somehow I wound up taking the notes. So here is my take on what happened.
Beatle wore his pants (damn it !), there was no real talk of the board at the Vegas dopers meeting according to beatle.
We discussed cars and air conditioning.
We toasted Satan’s ass (wouldn’t want him to think we didn’t love him anymore ).
Revedge lost his cherry, this was his first doper gathering. It turns out that he blows, horns that is. He is quite the musician, playing several instruments.
Aye said “Sealemon really needs to wash his face” (he’s got a little goatee thing going on.)
Beatle finked out and left early for a poker game of all things ! Hurrumph, we won’t forget that any time soon, even if it is a game he hasn’t missed in years. For shame beatle !
We discussed first records/albums owned. it turns out that
Revedge owned Alice Cooper’s “School’s Out” album with the panties.
We also talked about the Cheech and Chong album, with the giant rolling paper that was included, you could roll an ounce in one of those bad boys !
At a yard sale MrC once found a copy of Jimi Hendrix’s Electric Lady Land album that was signed by everyone in the band . He is too honest for his own damn good tho, he took it too the lady and told her what she had. She sold it for $50.00.
Then the talk switched to food, and we all ordered. Since MrC had never had balls before I gave him one of mine in exchange for a piece of tail. Then I traded a ball to Sealemon for some hot stuff. And last but not least, Revedge gave me some tentical (sp ?) for a ball.
Oh get your minds out of the gutter ! I had boudin balls, MrC had aligator tail, Sealon had peppers stuffed with shrimp. And Revedge had fried calamri . I didn’t give LIONsob any of my balls.
The talk turned to sex songs and then strange commericals.
The slow speed OJ Simpson chase that interfered with the Rockets championship game . This led to talk of a certian scene from blazing saddles.
Now for some random comments,
Sealemon “I skipped and went right for the pepper”. He lies people, remember I traded him a ball !
MrC “avoid the clap and nobody got crabs” (believe me we are all glad of that too !)
about this time the talk too a nasty turn. Seems the airline has some idea MrC is a doctor, he did not enlighten them. We decided he was a proctologist. That explains the following .
Revedge “MrC tried to scope all our rectums, does that mean he’s an [b[ Ass ** -tronut ?”
LIONsob “The doctor is in, now how do I get him out ?”
DrC “Next time I stretch it out so it will cover the weekend, if I can keep my foot out of it I will try to fit you all in”
That’s about it, of course I discussed Hep C and gave some warnings to everyone. And we all had to go see our car, we talked somemore in the parking lot about natural disasters. And the humidity bird (???) LIONsob and I drop MrC off at his hotel and we came home.
A question I had is how can I find out how to get a bunch of lapel pins in the shape of a dragon ? If anyone knows please inform me.
I am sure the others will add things I missed, but now for my impression of everyone.
beatle as always was a joy to see again.
Sealemon , what can I say. I love to give him hell ! Shanin I grabbed his ass ! Well you weren’t there and someone had to do it !
Revedge, OMG ! If we weren’t both married , you would be in some real danger buddy. Ladies this guy is great fun and a teddy bear to boot. I almost swooned ! I think he makes a great addition to the board and to any doper meeting. Smart and funny too.
MrC, If you ever get the chance to meet this guy you have to do it ! He is a load of fun and can drink beer like nobody’s business. But he has a bladder like a thimble !
LIONsob, hey he’s mine. What more do I need to say ? He has good taste !
I hope to see Irishman again next time. And I can’t wait to meet Mamapotamus and Shanin.
So when do we do it again huh, huh, huh ?
