HouDope2

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Jiminy, this thing is 19 posts long before the scandal sheet comes out!

OK, we agreed that I don’t have to be editor extraordinaire to retain my job as Houston party secretary. In fact, we agreed that I can just type it in as is. In fact, we agreed that if anyone else wants this job, they can have it! At my current compensation!

Administrative Notices:

HouDope3 will be Sunday, December 19, 1999. Format as yet unknown.

Roll call for ID’d Houston dopers (check in, if you’d like):
edwino
nasargent
johnnyharvard
Misanthrope
starfish
cooldude
dawnbird
TheNerd - in touch
Cessandra - in touch
Ayesha - present and accounted for
The LION - present and accounted for
Sealemon88 - present and accounted for
beatle - present and accounted for

So we started out on the only section we agreed to (once again) not actually post…

**BAD DOGS

M*********
W*********
b*********
J*********
V*********
K*********
JJ
o*********
P***********
(some of the above can be found in GD)

(Mutual agreement) - DON’T FEED THE TROLLS

And then there was
BIGGUNS
LivingLife

Slightly different category
GOD
Bug Vomit

Got that out of the way - the rest of ya - if you see your name here we either love you or at least think you’re allright.

The seam in your jeans…

men can’t hang…

Don’t tell’em about “The Plan.”

hand/arm tremors

help me = real + humor

SEX

elelle?

OpalCat

body image

tomndebb

(He whose name was never mentioned)'s ass, again

**Ayesha

tennhippie** ** * **

**handy

tatertot**

Acid & chili

Screamin’ Chicken

bad trip

pleasurable piercing

needles

“broke in my car -
1st road trip -
next stop - CUBA!”

Shameless Eric

Lick Fu

Self discovery @ 12

Guy Stuff

Have you ever been stalked?

Drain Bead & Falcon

Favorite Books (series)

Crosstime Engineer (Frankofski)
Xanth (Piers Anthony)
Honor Harrington
The Deeds of Paksinarrion (Elizabeth Moon)

Ayesha had a Slow Comfortable Screw (while we watched and cheered).

Bad Jokes?

When I was a leggy supermodel…

All men…

Byz has fleas!
Byz is a motormouth!
Byz…

Kyle

Munchausen by proxy

Spaghetti, Ayesha and The LION

SDMB addict!

beatle is really a short, blonde hispanic female.

BYZ IS A funny looking GUY!!!

  • An eyepatch, stubble, 800 lbs. and a second nose…and a third breast. The worst part is she has a second head and it talks, too!

Ayesha is timid?

Chocolate, cherries and they all have a little “dip” right there.

Proposed thread: What’s the grossest thing you’ll admit to.

11 straws collected for SqrlCub.

cousin, Ayesha and Byz…

Would you like a cup of coffee?

Hide the hinky (FTR - they’d both do Eric)?

multitasking men

NT grrrl’s cat

**Sanibelman

sunbear

ChiefScott

Coldfire

Dianne

Krispy Original**

2 x 27 MHz children’s walkie-talkies

“I love pro wrestling.”

Byz noticed the waiter they sent in after we toasted the initial waitress has a muffin tin arse.

“I love perverts on the phone.”

manhattan

After 10 beers:

  • Byz’ movie mogul brother thinks he’s better than us.
  • Zette’s sister!!
  • We’re all a bunch of idiots whoove had tooo mush ta drimk
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Ya left out death, cops, dogs, more sex talk, WallyM7, CanadianSue, and UncleBeer.
Hmmm…that might have been the conversation I was having with my invisible friends.

Great job, Beatle.

You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

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And ChrisCTP, the PIT, Alphagene, 16 year olds, water-cooled bikes,…maybe we need a tape recorder (and, for this last one, 10-11 hours of tape).

Better yet we need to recruit some Houston area court reporter.

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Oh, and how could I forget (manny just reminded me on a thread in GQ) non-clickers?

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I hope I didn’t seem to be stealing your thunder over there, beatle.

This thread is great. I was mentioned in a good way, which is good. If the list is chronological, I was mentioned immediately prior to a consensus that too much alcohol had been consumed. That’s even better! Perhaps I’ll have to fly out for Houdope 4 in January.

Livin’ on Tums, Vitamin E and Rogaine

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Well, I’ve been cruising the board, wondering where to squander my hard-earned 1000th post, and it looks like the best place is to use it to extend an invite to manhattan to come join us for HouDope4. It will be scheduled in about a month. The loose criterion we’ve been working with is the as yet to be announced arrival date, and local tenure, of Mike King, soon to be…(he’s considering a name-change operation)???

So, c’mon manny, c’mon Mike (Jesus?)!!!

Good! Now that’s over and I don’t have to look at the odometer for another 6 or 7 months.

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First Ayesha asked for a slpw screw, she got a regular screw instead. Then she tried to instruct the bartender on the proper way to do a slow screw, but she still got a slow comfortable screw.
And she did ask Lion if she could have said screw before hand.

“Ayesha,timid ?” beatle

Are you implying sir , that I am anything execpt a shy, sweet , INNOCENT, quiet,lovely, motherly type of woman ?

Now if you will excuse me, I have to go adjust my seam.

Ayesha - Lioness

There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)

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Can’t wait to see the video… sounds like you guys had a great time.

I am me… accept it or not.

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oops :slight_smile:

I am me… accept it or not.

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Bob to the top…sploosh

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Alright, who told Sue about the video ?

You guys are always promising me that you won’t tell if I agree to certian things, and then you tell !

Last time it telling NTGrrrl about us holding HouDope 1 w/o any pants on, now C.Sue
know’s about the video !

And people say women gossip ! sheesh

Ayesha - Lioness

There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)

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My dates to Houston are now set. I’ll be arriving on Jan 13th and departing on the 31st. This leaves open the weekends of the 15th and 16th, 22nd and 23rd, and 29th and 30th, along with all those weekdays. I’m on vacation so my schedule is wide open. So post or send me an email to let me know what the plans are.

As for my name change, I’m not planning on switching to Jesus Christ (because y’all are going to be meeting Satan this month and everybody would just end up endlessly comparing us). Bug Vomit was quickly appropriated by another poster after I mentioned it (and I’m trying not to imagine who wanted it). And I’m passing on my other mention, Twelve Inch Penis, because there’s no need to brag. Rest assured that when I switch over, I will do it in a blatant and flagrent manner, so that everyone will know.

So look forward to January, when Manhattan and I show you guys how to party down New York Millennium style.

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I’m home now in SLC and I just wanted to say a big THANKS to you folks. I had a wonderful time in Texas. Anyone who is going to be in town and wants to have a rip-roaring good time should definitely hang with this group! Just be sure to pack an extra liver!

Lioness made me a very cool bottle that she filled with chocolate kisses. I did NOT spin the Lion but I did give him a hard time. Actually, I messed with Beatle’s head the most. He took it like a trouper so that MUST be why he called me a piece of work! He could have called me a piece of something far worse! :wink:

Truth be told I joked and teased everyone. I told you guys that I only joke around with people I like so hey, I LIKE YOU!

I’m not sure when I’ll be back in town but I will let you all know. Perhaps this time we can hang a bit closer to your homes and not out in the Sticks of La Porte!

I’m surprised more posters haven’t asked the specifics on any of those topics (good work on that BTW) but if anyone is interested we could have several throughly delightful discussions about any or all of them.

Again, thanks everyone for making my vacation a total hoot-n-holler!

Best!
Byz

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Glad to hear you had such a good time Byz.

I am me… accept it or not.

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I was starting to wonder if you had forgotten us Byz.

I know we all enjoyed meeting you. And it was great to have another female there.

I hope all is well with your Sis & the baby.

I bet your nephew (who is adorable btw ) misses you like crazy.

I’m glad you liked the jar.

Ayesha - Lioness

There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)

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ME? You talked about ME?

What in the world could I have possibly added to your conversation?

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Sanibelman,

Don’t worry , it was good, maybe.

Ayesha - Lioness

There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)

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Oh, THAT’S comforting…

SanibelMan - My Homepage
I could be doing something, but… why?

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I look very forward to meeting all of you, even though it seems I didn’t come up in the vast conversations you had at this one.

sob No, I’m fine. weep Really. cry I’m fine.

Yer pal,
Satan

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“Satan”? Did someone invite a poster named “Satan” to the next Houston meeting? who the hell is he?

You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.