How Can God Allow Sequential Thread Titles?

**Leg Hairs Trapped in Trousers?

30 of garlic salt, anyone?**

Aw phfuck, 30 pouds

Sunnuva bitch…POUNDS…

Dr. Rigamarole or: How I Learned to Just Post Sequential Theads and Stop Nitpicking
:wink:

From MPSIMS

** Anyone know anything about Sri Lanka? **

** Maybe Buying This Place Wasn’t The Best Idea **

OK, each of these pairs were separated by one post but they were too good to resist.

**14 k of g in a f p d
Could you repeat that in English please?

Leg Hairs Trapped in Trousers?
Shaving Cream!!! **

**Who the fuck would do this to a library book???
Could you repeat that in English please? **

Well, okay, but I thought the, ahem, “Anglo-Saxon” got my opinion across more clearly…

Anyone see Gabriela lately?
Mythology: Who lives at the South Pole?

General Questions:

**uses for superglue
Stuck in an infinite Windows logo loop **

Goats spray painted, porn scattered
Wanna see my Engagement Photo?

67 Malawian human rights and child advocacy groups have nothing better to do than…
The return of the writing desk?

**Man Has Sex With Horse

White Elephant? **

No, I’m pretty sure he said horse.

Anonymous Gay Sex in the Park - Common?

Worst Christmas presents?

:stuck_out_tongue:

Sailboat

In “New Posts”
**
What is it about reactor fuel that makes it spent?
Goats spray painted, porn scattered **

Another from New Posts

**Why did steam-powered cars lose out to gasoline-powered ones?
Steam moped **

Not a sequential post, but an interesting combination of Post Title/Author

**Is it harmful to eat eggshells?
WhyNot **

IMHO:
**What can I reward my 2-1/2 year old for doing?
Restroom Kobayashi Maru - Spontaneous Diarrhea & Vomit **

**Weffriddles. Maybe we can help each other out?

Could you repeat that in English please?
**

IMHO

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My son is lying. What should I do?

Goin’ to Chicago, what should I do?

Any good mall Santas in the Chicagoland area this year? **

Arrogant Hair
Shaving Cream!!!

Yeah, my username is sort of its own Sarcastic Answer to most thread titles!

Eve, durn you! I came in to post the hair/shaving cream one!

I’ll have to settle for this GQ pair:

**Burning furniture or books for heat

Bamboo **

Well, sure, if you’re all out of furniture or books!