MPSIMS:
**Dope the Halls VI (Mid-Atlantic Dopers!)
Goats Spray-Painted, Porn Scattered**
I think we’re looking at the winner here for “fiction imitates life.” 
Hindu diet guidelines
Mcdonalds Burgers Contain Sawdust?
GQ:**
13 things that do not make sense
How does one cover their tracks so to speak after fooling around on-line at work?
smal wrists… **
Yeah, that doesn’t make sense, but what are the 12 others?
IMHO:
What are you tempted to do at work?
What’s it like to have sex as/with an obese human?
**13 things that do not make sense
Modern Hinduism
Hindu diet guidelines
Medical Dopers: Self-Immolation Injuries?
Burning furniture or books for heat
French Idiom
To what degree am I required to help my landlord rent out my apartment?
The purpose of parody in fair use copyright laws?
How many McDonald’s burgers from one cow?
Why did steam-powered cars lose out to gasoline-powered ones?
Navy v. the Marines.
Severe sleep apnea
getting taller?? any tips…
Solar house question
General Questions:
** So, what is that I just coughed up?
Persona non gratis(sic!) ??? **
You forgot the “K” at the end.
Possibly the most “Yeah, that makes sense” sequential thread I’ve ever seen:
IMHO:
** Question for Catholics
What passage would you insert into Pope Benedict XVI’s upcoming speech in Turkey? **
General Questions:
So, what is that I just coughed up?
Chicken…egg…foetus?
Yeah, we’ll be getting a lot of mileage out of that first one until it drops off the front page.
Know What’s Worse Than Discovering A Pile Of Cat Puke In The Kitchen?
I’m going straight to hell.
I guess eternal damnation would be worse than stepping in cat puke.
From MPSIMS:
**The misery of procrastination…
So much for protecting your house and family **
You waited too long, and now they’re gone.
**I’m going straight to hell.
And now, the weather **
It’s going to be warm, kids.
“New Posts” Search (I know it’s cheating, but it’s still funny!)
** Hey Mods - please add more smilies!!
Goddammit, we do not need more smilies!
Why can’t you have a post-nuptual agreement? **
New Posts:
**If this new generation really is messed up, what could we do about it?
Time traveler to 1913.**
**I’m going straight to hell.
I’m going to a porn convention! **
Know What’s Worse Than Discovering A Pile Of Cat Puke In The Kitchen?
$500 million George W. Bush Library and Think Tank - pure comedy gold
A split in IMHO:
Either:
Did I sexually harrass this girl?
How do you go about evaluating people for Hiring Purposes?
or
How do you go about evaluating people for Hiring Purposes?
Oddly crooked co-workers/managers
Your Good/Bad Spending Habits
From IMHO:
**Am I too old to be a father?
How do people put up with being married w children?**
Know What’s Worse Than Discovering A Pile Of Cat Puke In The Kitchen?
Unca Cece’s Wikipedia page
**Computer scientists, mathematicians and electrical engineers: free books.
I’m going to a porn convention!**And they’re giving our free books you say…
**I’m going to a porn convention!
Pizza Delivery Drivers: Tell us your weird stories**
Cuz’ I’m gonna need something to talk about at that porn convention.
GQ:
**Question about Japanese Vending Machines
What determines heaviness of menstrual flow? **