How Can God Allow Sequential Thread Titles?

IMHO

**What’s your favorite sausage?

What do you call a male “camel toe”?**

**The Celebrity Death Pool 2007
Going from steamroom to pool repeatedly at the gym - am I overreacting? **

I dunno. How many dead celebrities are in the pool? Is it just Bill Holden?

**So 666 is NOT the number of the Beast!
The Celebrity Death Pool 2006
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Is 2006 the new number?

**What happened in the year 1771?
Man Has Sex With Horse **

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StatsCan tries to cancel Xmas

Does this sound suspicious to you? **

It does, doesn’t it? -BBS2K

** Does this sound suspicious to you?

The Illuminati come out of the shadows, at long last
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** According to the movies, the scariest thing in the world is . . .

Oh, Smurf Me! It’s a Smurf Movie!
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** Oh, Smurf Me! It’s a Smurf Movie!

Can an actor ever be the auteur of a film?
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Papa Smurf: “No, Smurfette, in this scene it’s just the two of us, and you’re completely ruining the mise en scene. Keep it Smurfy!”

GQ:**
Is there a way to test for depth perception?
Strategic Bombing: Was This Calculation Ever Made?
**Of course not: that explains all those bomber pilots in Coke-can glasses :dubious:

**Job interview question

Whats the most painful thing done to your genitals?
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I guess that’s one way of siftinmg out people not really serious about the position…

I am soo going to Hell:
** Mary Cheney (VP Dick’s lesbian daughter) is pregnant

Man Has Sex With Horse
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MPSIMS:

**ladies in black pants

Does this sound suspicious to you?

Las Vegas Holidope?
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I can’t speak for the ladies in black pants, but it sure sounds suspicious to me.

That stupid baby came out already!
Wow! What a difference a French Press makes…

**Oh wow, now I REALLY want to see The Nativity Story!

Oh, Smurf Me! It’s a Smurf Movie!
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You know, I’d almost go to see the Holy Family, the Three Kings, and the Shepherds and angels as little blue people in floppy caps.
“Gloria in Excelsis Deo!”

“Peace in Smurfville to all Smurfs of Good Will!”

Newbie question: What is this game?

It’s a place to post thread titles that are found next to each other on the fora listings. Partly because they’re usually funny, partly so that you don’t have to interrupt those threads to tell them that they’re next to a thread that make a funny combo with theirs :slight_smile:

If you look in the various forum pages (General Questions, In My Humble Opinion, etc.) Sometimes you see a juxtaposition of thread titles that appear to be humorous when read together.

There is almost always a thread in IMHO with some variation of “Sequential Thread Titles” in the header where you can post Sequential Threads that struck you as funny.

Ah, thank you. :slight_smile:

(you meaning generic, you, of course, not specific you.)

Dangnabit, took too long to type my answer and got beat out again.