I miss
Women in black pants
Father of snowbound car family in Oregon found
Mountain climbing in the moonlight
Would that it were so.
It isn’t sequential at this point (almost, but not quite), but I had to post it anyway cause I thought it was too damned funny:
In IMHO -
**Job Interview Question
What would you say is the smelliest part of your body?**
Hee. I bet nobody prepares for that question. 
That stupid baby came out already!
Wow!, what a difference a French Press makes…
**Which commercials do you find very Very VERY annoying?
Abortion in Scrubsville **
** How do you go about evaluating people for Hiring Purposes?
Is it more important to know if there is a meth dealer next door or a sex offender? **
**How can I make my pubes grow longer?
My bladder poking out of my body is not an emergency?? Are you effin’ KIDDING ME??
**
Are you hoping they’ll cover your protruding bladder?
** Why tear down a perfectly good McDonalds?
Cheese from Tubercular Cows
**
Little drastic, don’t ya think?
**ladies in black pants
Infra-red fart.
**
Bad combination
** I need soapy puns!
Come to the Duck Side! **
CS:**
I wish I was . . .
Charles Dickens and Stephen King (and other writers whose works are filmed)
**Paging Sybil…
**Foods that make you positively nauseous
Defunct restaurant chains
**
**Infra-red fart.
Bean Soup…mmmmmmmmmm**
**How can I make my pubes grow longer?
What was the deal with Hitlers mustache? **
**How can I make my pubes grow longer?
Anaamika - a polite thank you…**
From the Pit:
You despicable, wretched, thieving cum-stain…
"Your Mailbox Is Over Its Size Limit"
Boy, these Microsoft Outlook error messages are getting a little over the top.
From GQ:
Why can’t mutes whisper?
Paralyzed vocal chords?
From MPSIMS:
What gifts have you received so far?
Gay Civil Unions OK’d in New Jersey!
From MPSIMS:
**Security questions I can’t answer.
Rocket launcher? Hm. I could swear they were here a minute ago.**
Gay Civil Unions OK’d in New Jersey!
I’m going to sexually molest your dog.
Well, we can’t say the Religious Right didn’t warn us.
**what causes arachnophobia?
Do spiders survive vacuuming? If so, how long can they live? **
GQ just now.