If that’s a problem, the OP should get some of Burt’s Bees Ear Burn Cream.
it’s all tuna over the dam now.
You probably used the generic store brand, didn’t you?
I don’t want to cancel my account, but I do want to stop posting.
How do I do that?
???
I’ve found the best way (mind, I’ve never tried this) is the cold turkey trunk monkey method. Basically, you get some cold turkey and make a sandwich, then when you sit down to post your trunk monkey hits you in the forehead with a ball peen hammer every time you start to type. It’s similar to the fool proof method I told the OP about (contrarian arguments about created parallel universes aside), but you need to invest in a personal home trunk monkey…and a ball peen hammer, or get the trunk monkey with the optional hammer attachment, which is what I’d recommend.
If you stop posting we can take that as proof that it works as advertised.
You fell for that scam? You can pick up a used ball peen hammer on Craigslist for like half what they’re charging at the trunk monkey store.
you’d actaully use a used ball peen hammer from craigslist?
that stinks like tunafish left in a recycle bin overnite!
Yeah, but is it certified for large scale cranial impact with super dense (nearly neutron star caliber) 'doper foreheads??? What’s your Craigslist hammer rated for, anyway? I bet after less than half a dozen hits it’s not going to be able to survive the average 'dopers head, and then what will you have? They will be right back here posting with a warming turkey sandwich, that’s what!
Besides, where are you going to get the monkey from on Craigslist??
casual encounters -
errr… or so I’ve heard from a friend of a friend.
I stopped posting years ago, in an alternative universe filled with ball peen weilding trunk monkeys. It’s true.
I think she just wants to slam the door on the way out. And we won’t let her slam the door. We’re childish, that way.
Yeah, I hadn’t ever thought of taking my bins to the self car wash. I may try that next summer, if the wrong trash bag breaks.
Whatever you do, don’t use the ball peen hammer and then try to give it to someone as a gift. Nobody likes used gifts.
Yeaaaah… not so much.
Love me some Streisand Effect. I had totally forgotten I even posted in that thread until now. 
This sequence is the funniest part of the thread:
Gives truth and meaning to the phrase:
You can’t win. You can’t break even. You can’t even (officially) quit the game. 
The only way to win is not play the game - which is like forfeiting, but no one knows about it - which is really like losing.
If you think about the Game you have lost the Game.
How do I cancel my account?
I think you have to pay a jealous neighbor to do it for you while you go out on a date with your new boyfriend.
Regards,
Shodan