Well, thank you all so much for your extraordinary/profound insights into my abstruse plight with the little man. Your responses left me gushing with laughter and provided just enough humiliation to take my mind off my little Forest Gump man-creature all together. I considered participating earlier but your speculations were far more entertaining than the actual facts at hand so I couldn’t dare interpose. Your delicate dissection of the situation made my passive aggressive outburst come to life and let’s face it, that’s what it was all about… me, me, ME! You spared me the awful reality of calling tiny tim like a blithering fool, ranting over every feckless issue to date only to hear him say, ‘We’ll talk about this when I get home.’ which could have very well spun me into a series of violent acts and satanic rituals.
So you see I am purged… cleansed …and free of the evil twin Schmopi today and all thanks to you. Kudos!
Sincerely,
Slutkitten
Oh, and as far as the toothbrush goes… I’ll never tell.
Great! I’ve been here for almost two years and I have over 400 posts, but I would venture that few people know of my existence.
Now I have to compete with the like-named “Kopi” for the attention of the Teeming Millions™! Might I suggest a screen name change to the much more evocative “Slutkitten”? Yours, that is, not mine.
Forget it Holmes! C’mon, kepi is a hat and kopi is coffee, what kind of buffoon would confuse the two? Isn’t it enough the little man stripped me of my dignity yesterday? Now I have you suggesting I change my name? The humanity! I’m sorry Kepi but I must grasp at what little identity I have left…hence the name stays. I honestly don’t think it will be an issue but should I be wrong, you have my full permission to embrace ‘slutkitten’ as your own.
There ya go Kopi! You’ve got sarcasm and wit in that last post of yours. Ya know I think theres alot of hope for you after all! And I’d be fighting for the right to be called slutkitten but that is just me.
And I’d be fighting for the right to be called slutkitten but that is just me.