Nothing beats a nice bristlesage served hot. Very hot. You have to drink it slow, savoring every drop, and it makes me feel all warm and tingly inside.
I like Lodrain, on a bed of brown rice, covered in sour cream.
(looks around)
(sighs in loneliness, realizes I’m here, perks up and gives myself a big hug, while butchering pronoun-verb agreement with reckless disregard for conventions)
I wouldn’t mind a straight shot of andygirl…but I’ll never get one.
Perhaps I should start with a nice carnivorousplant salad, with a light ploomek dressing, followed by the Soup du jour. The main course shall be Chicken of Bristol (not a doper name currently, but it should have been–although many great chefs are said to have made a specialty of Czarcasm as well…) with lightly buttered Green Beans. For dessert, I shall have a toasty warm Flamsterette X–which, for those of you who have not yet encountered this delight, is a small Asian pastry (the gauche might call it a tart :D).