We got ours at the local gay bar. We became regulars, let them get used to us and now we have a whole flock of gays (is flock correct?). We were going to breed them, but that didn’t work out so well.
I think the word for a group of gays is a “flutter.”
Yours or his?
Settle down, Beavis, we’re just having fun. It’s all tongue in cheeks.
Yeah, c’mon now, don’t ruin the OP’s fun. All she wants is to dehumanize an arleady marginalized group of people by joking that she’ll have one as a pet! That is uproariously funny after all.
I knew I shoulda put something in my post to forestall all the posters who would come in and say, “We’re just joking!” as if that were a relevant response to criticism.
Yeah uh those of us that have problems with the OP already knew that it was a joke. I assumed that went without saying but I guess not. It’s not a very funny one (or very original for that matter) and problematic jokes are still problematic.
Well look, Kathy Griffin does it on the teevee! That makes it ok, right?
Every straight girl needs a gay BFF! I love my straight girlfriends. I hope you find the right one.
I want me a Black. I got chores that need do’n and I don’t want to pay them.
(it’s all in good humor right?)
/don’t really care. Just making a point.
Good lord, the OP is not offensive. She is just having a little fun. What girl wouldn’t want a guy she could be close with and not have to worry about sexual tension?
Are there any actual gay people so far in this thread besides me? Or is it just random straight people being outraged on our behalf?
I perfectly understand the sentiment in the OP and found the joking way it was presented to be funny.
I hear they are attracted to arugula.
Have you tried wearing a sprig of arugula on a necklace?
Or maybe you could crush a few leaves and rub the scent into the skin behind your ears.
This.
I wonder how funny this thread would be if I started one entitled, “How does one go about getting a n******er?”
I get the “joke”. Still not funny.
My sister and her partner are gay. I’m their dutch-boy, does that count for anything?
From what I understand via numerous documentaries on the subject, what you need to do is get yourself involved in an unfortunate set of quasi-romantic circumstances. The last weekend before you get married to the highschool sweetheart that you’ve grown apart from because he never changed from the macho, cardboard cutout he always was, for example, or get invited to the wedding of your age-old best friend (who you subconsciously have a secret crush on). That sort of thing is sure to bring out the best-gay-friend.
Just remember a gay will judge you on how f-aaaaaa-bu-lous you are before he decides to be your friend. After all, we just can’t be seen hanging out with the un f-aaaaaa-bu-lous. Thus you may want to get a f-aaaaaa-bu-lous checkup/tuneup before you begin your quest.
That is not the same thing. If this thread offends you so much, just don’t read it or post in it.
Oh, thank you. I hadn’t thought of that. :rolleyes:
That was funny
It would appear you hadn’t…