You don’t understand, silly. One has to display one’s full plumage of outrage in order to be properly classified as a socially caring, morally superior and tolerant individual. Even when we’re having fun joking about the ridiculousness of our own cultural stereotypes, it can only be done with an eyebrow cocked in stern disapproval to display irony.
Hee-hee, I said “cocked.”
Besides, we want them to post. It’s like having Sam the Eagle running around the thread.
Be sure to check your condo rules or HOA covenants first - some of them are pretty strict…
Moving joke thread to MPSIMS.
Are they afraid they’ll re-decorate on the rug?
There obviously is not a male equivalent of the gay best friend. There’s no trope for a man having a lesbian best friend who he can share his guy activities with. So that makes me wonder; is the male equivalent of a gay best friend a sister or female cousin? A woman a man can be close friends with but with whom there is no possibility of a romantic relationship.
This is why I love this place.
Yes, it’s called another man.
LOL Duh!
I would advise you participate in your local community theatre group. I mean, I joined to slave away under my friend the Props Mistress, but there was this hidden treasure trove of gays! It was like finding that amazing hole-in-the-wall decorating store! That was how I found my gay.
Oh sure, you get a gay and they are all cute and cuddly to begin with. But, then they start to grow up and get to be too much to handle then you flush it down the toilet to get rid of it and the next thing you know they have grown into giant man-eating monsters living in the sewer system. How many times do we have to live through this horror? Just leave the gays in thier natural environment.
…or is that alligators? I often get the two confused.
You haven’t met the women on my sister’s softball team. You want someone to re-build your deck then watch football, they’re the gays you want. The thing is, they aren’t “your gay”. You are “their dutch-boy”.
You just have to realize who is the alpha in the best-friend relationship, and get used to drinking lite beer.
Nope - I’m here too. I considered being offended by this thread for, oooooh, probably a whole milisecond. Then I remembered all the other things that I wanted to do before I die that were more pressing.
Alice - I echo the thoughts of others that it’s more important than you realise to consider what breed of gay you want. A big leather daddy gay is going to be a whole different kettle of fish to a sneering art house cinema fan gay. Also if there’s an accident in the house make sure you clean it up fast! Some gays will eat their own shit, even though most of us consider such a thing gross.
(Wow, it’s amazing how far this analogy can be taken…)
Or a husband
Men get theplain girl who wears glasses and likes to work in the lab or on cars. Everything’s peachy until she removes her glasses and takes down her ponytail. Then all of the sudden he’s stuck with Jessica Alba!
StG
Be serious, now. These associations are all about conformity and uniformity. It just wouldn’t do to have one house more fabulous than the rest. Think of the property values! First it’s a philodendron. Then it’s new window treatments. And before you know it - landscaping and statuary. :eek:
Yeah, stereotypes are so much fun, I just love them!
Oh, wait. No I don’t.
Roddy
Stop sprinkling your Cheerios with shards of glass and that’ll clear right up.
There’s an app for that: Rent-a-Gay.
Here is what worked for me: Dress really badly. They will want to help! I mean to improve your style, not to help you dress badly.
