I used to tell chicks that about mine too if they hinted they wanted a little more info before proceeding.
I think he changed it to “The Artist Formerly Known as Flaccid Penis”. 
I thought it worth mentioning that the human penis is more flexible than that of most other mammals, because many of them contain an actual bone (called the baculum).
You’ll never see Puppetry of the Walrus Penis, for example. Unless, I suppose, it was a stick-puppet show.
Indeed. The walrus baculum (also known as an oosik) can be as long as 24 inches.
So did anyone else watching this see any evidence at all that the relevant guys’ penii were involved at all? Because I sure didn’t.
I’m guessing that it was editted for TV. According to this here, the British guy did actually get to see what you don’t want to see.
How is your presidential campaign going, by the way?
His platform is “Help for the Homeless.”
Sorry, Rigamarole, I couldn’t resist.
In terms of partners - extremely flexible, no real restrictions at all. So I hear.
I’m guessing this guy pulls a truck with his penis the same way Yellow Bamboo guys knock people over without touching them.
It only remains to say:
In Soviet Russia, penis flexes you.
No reason to assume any trickery on the truck-pulling. If the truck’s bearings are good, it’s in neutral, and it’s on a smooth, level piece of pavement, it wouldn’t take much force at all to pull it (it approaches zero, as the truck’s bearings approach ideal).
I’m adding this to my list of questions that I have no desire to ever find the answer to.