Last night, some friends and I watched The Puppetry of the Penis. Once we got used to the show’s main stars – two hairy cocks – we started to debate whether these guys were hurting themselves.
How much manipulation could break penis and testis?
::blushing:: Thanks.
I saw that, I’m guessing the spent some time streching to get it to to that.
I take it you haven’t seen Jackass #2.
How flexible is the penis? Well, mouse maven a lot depends upon how old you are.
And even more upon what you’re thinking about.
A penis can fracture but only if it’s erect. Flaccid penises are pretty flexible. I have no idea what is done in this show.
Sounds like they took an idea that was a two-minute scene in the Groove Tube and made a whole show out of it.
(And anyone who uses the phrase “hairy cocks” has no business blushing 
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Saying “hairy cocks” doesn’t make me blush. (Hell, I breed rodent for a living.) Not knowing how resilient slim jim and the twins are makes me blush. 
Somewhere on the web there is probably the picture that used to be on posters of this aborigine or bushman or jungle dwelling primitive all decked out in warpaint, carrying a spear and maybe a shield with his dick tied in a knot. Untied he’d probably be kicking it as he walked along, so it seemed to be an alternative to a loincloth or some other device.
That’s pretty flexible, I present.
All I can tell you is that, when flaccid, I can bend mine back completely upon itself. That is to say, the minimum inner radius of curvature is zero. I’m not sure in what sense an object could be considered more flexible than that.
The scrotum is the rub, um so to speak. The penis itself doesn’t really have any flexibility problems while flaccid, nor is there a great deal of pain in its manipulation. However, when you start to apply pressure or rotational manipulation of the sack and testes, then there is pain and discomfort and potential problems of entanglement of the plumbing. But still, the scrotum is as flexible as oh…say, a water ballon in comparison. (Of course a water ballon will rupture with enough pressure, too. Ouch…)
And on Saturdays when I’ve been partying hard
And it’s 4 in the morning, and I’m on my fifth tab of E
that’s the only time I don’t even care if you are a woman
So given the right circumstances, a lot.
Any thoughts on how these guys keep from busting their nuts?
The older you get, the more flexible it gets.
I wouldn’t want to try suspending myself from my nipples, nor walking barefoot on broken glass, and yet some people have done this. It’s just a matter of upping the torment by small degrees over time, I guess. Having a callused penis and testicles wouldn’t be my idea of increasing my manliness, but so it goes.
I’m not sure what the science is that let’s the body toughen certain sections of flesh to perform stunts like these, but I would have to assume that you could toughen up any section of flesh on your body so long as you’re bored enough.
Probably the limits will vary by person and by place, but I can say that at bare minimum, the penis and friends can pull a truck.
Without having watched any of the linked videos. I can only say, that I once tried to make “the hamburger”- I didn’t have enough meat for the patty and it hurt like hell trying to stretch it. The scrotal squeeze, ball compaction, and quarter twist just about killed me. Never again.
Good thing you didn’t try for the “hash browns” or the “scuba mask”, then!
Oh quite flexible. Mine has been in all manner of orifices on all manner of individuals, (women, men, transgendered) as well as unspeakable countless other places. It has never complained.
Isn’t there a rap star named Flaccid Penis? If not, there should be.
Ok, so we all know now that a flaccid penis is 100% flexible, but what about an erect one? Mine is pretty stiff. It wont flex at all from the midpoint, but from the base it has a pretty wide range of motion. In any case, the lack of flexibility is not a huge concern 
Oh sure, yes. The base has a shoe shock. Gyrostable.