"How I Met Your Mother" [final season]

I agree that the way it went down was “stuffed in” after Robin and Barney’s wedding. That’s why my alternative has the wedding over after episode 1 (maybe 2). Then the rest of the season shows Ted and the gang’s life over the next 15 years, culminating with Ted and Robin reconnecting. Spread, not stuffed.

I guess I’m not getting what you think is awful about the original conclusion, besides the “stuffed in” feeling.

Had the last few seasons and episodes been done well, I could have been ok-ish with Robin and Ted again. But it was done so badly. Agonizing.

It feels like forever ago that I watched this but I really never got the hate for the ending. I understand the “rushed” complaint but I think no matter how it ended we would have felt like we wanted more time with these characters - that just means the characters were well drawn. Also I think the fact that I (and others here) watched it on streaming all in a rush adds to the rushed feeling. That’s on us for not being able to pace ourselves.

But the “fucked with” complaint I don’t get. You are supposed to feel fucked with. Like the smash to black at the end of the Sopranos, the writers are very clearly telling us “to hell with your expectations for what this narrative is supposed to be; this is the truth for these characters”. And I quite like the twist that Ted and Robin end up together but aren’t each others’ “the one”. In real life there isn’t a “the one”. I think it’s really quite a daring (for a network sitcom) celebration of the fact that love can take lots of different forms besides “happily ever after”.

  1. For me, Robin and Ted had…anti-chemistry. They had no goals, interests, opinions or even attitudes in common. They enjoyed fucking each other and that was about it. Even during the…what…half-season where they were an actual couple (and not just secret fuck-buddies) I don’t think they worked.

1a) “The One” or not, what’s gonna happen when old-Ted (after the final episode) does some typically mushy over-the-top romantic thing for old-Robin for their 6 months of dating? Answer? She’ll blow a gasket just like she does every time he does a typically Ted stupid, over-the-top romantic gesture. Now multiply that by “every day of their lives”. This is not the formula for a happy relationship.

  1. Robin and Barney worked. Barney’s proposals, romantic gestures were what Robin wanted/needed.

  2. Any ending where Robin and Ted end up together is just a bad one dooming two characters to a miserable lives

Ted ending up with Robin at the end wasn’t really the problem, IMO. The problem was how they stretched Robin and Barney’s wedding into an entire season, and then dashed through the epilogue where everything changes dramatically. It seems like that plot was intended from the very beginning, but I suspect that the network insisted on a ninth season when the showrunners wanted to wrap it up in eight. That, or executive meddling was directly responsible for the extreme focus on the wedding, rather than pacing things more smoothly.

Since the wedding and epilogue were pretty much all that was left, they stretched the wedding to fill up the entire ninth season. Not to mention that Ted getting over Robin has been a major recurring theme throughout the series. They even shoehorned in another “Ted gets over Robin, again” episode in Season 9. All of that underscored the importance of Robin and Barney’s coupling, making their near-immediate divorce feel like a practical joke.

It could have been executed better, and given the major changes they were making in the final moments, it really should have been.

So I bumped this thread with a proposed re-do of the final season that addressed this issue.

Would this have been better? Basically, Ted stops narrating the story after the two meet in the season premiere, and every other episode is just a glimpse into their lives over the next 15 years (“Epilogue: 2016,” “Epilogue: 2021,” “Epilogue: 2024 Pt 1 & 2),” etc.). So instead of 15 years crammed into what seemed like 15 minutes, it would be spread out over 22 episodes.

You still end up with Ted and Robin together…two people who have never sustained a relationship more than about…what…8 or so consecutive episodes (summer breaks don’t count)? And who can’t stand each other’s ideas of romance/caring/etc. She thinks that romantically, he’s a mushy wimp and he thinks she’s a semi-emotionless bitch (and they’re both kinda right).

Ted would be better off with Zoe (and I hated Zoe) because at least he wouldn’t feel obligated to be nice to her.

I was mainly replying to those who said that the ending wasn’t jerking the viewer around. I don’t know if I would have liked your idea more or less, but I probably wouldn’t have thought it was screwing around as much as I felt the canonical ending was.