but the problem with **Spats’ ** plan is that this would tend to wipe out the good humans, too. You know, the intelligent, reasonable ones we’d like to be in charge (not the asshats who actually are)
How about something like a killer, portable, self-activating laser device. We put them all over, like hand dryers in public restrooms with signs that say DANGER, DO NOT LOOK HERE!!!
Then when they do, they’re dead.
I think us smart ones are supposed to be smart enough not to have unprotected sex. Course that keeps us from procreating, too, so… :rolleyes:
Not all curious folk deserve to be off’d
Oh come on. Haven’t you read your Douglas Addams? Every single human would be dead, except maybe germaphobes who don’t touch anything public.
Damn, I’d be dead.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (One more brick in my road to hell.)
P.S. You owe me a new monitor. 
I’m home and I don’t have much to share except that the Sam’s Choice Mandarin Orange flavored sparkling water tastes just like orange soda. It is now my second favorite flavor after Black Cherry.
It’s sorta looking like the boat deal won’t happen - the sellers rejected our counteroffer, and we aren’t offering any more. Howsomever, FCD was talking to a guy at his work who knows some people who apparently moved to New Mexico recently, leaving behind a boat for sale. It sounds like a likely prospect, plus it’s a 1980 vice 1964, and it’s a whole foot longer!! Downside - it’s in Cambridge, MD, which is a long way from here via car. So he emailed the broker handling it and asked if the buyers would entertain our personal limit, which is about $7K under their asking price. If they would consider it, we’ll go there on Saturday to check it out. If not, the search continues, sorta. Kinda like if we see something interesting, we’ll consider an offer. But it’s not like we have to have a boat this season.
Anyway, that’s the latest and greatest from FairyChatLand. Now I’m going to don some shorts and a baggy T and head out for PT. I’ve got a slightly earlier appointment today. It’s always a joy to find out which of the therapists gets to abuse me. 
c’mon page 10!
Sssh. We’re not supposed to say that. FCM sez.
And my device would only kill the curious, and stupid. And the ones using public washrooms.
That reminds me, I discovered two things lately:
Price Chopper English Muffins taste just like the other kind, I forget the brand name, and break open neater. Yet the brand name costs $3.99 and I can get Price Chopper ones for $1.00. :eek: I think PC just won me again.
All those fruity sparkling drinks are fairly expensive, working out to be more than a dollar each if you buy a four-pack. Under “ethnic foods”, I found a bunch of Goya sparkling fruit drinks that cost $0.60 each.
Woohoo!
And is it sparkling water or seltzer? Does it have sodium? (Seltzer doesn’t have sodium).
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There is this ultra-cheapo brand carried by Kroger called FMV, I think, that my kids actually prefer in some items. Canned corn, for one (which we eat in our tacos, weekly). I think FMV stand for For Major Value, but it seems like we could come up with something funnier than that.
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You put canned corn in tacos?
Hmmm. I’m a just the basics taco messican guy, but after all, a taco is what you make it. I’m just meat, some cheese and salsa. If there’s good avocados to be had, maybe a slice of that too.
That doesn’t sound bad actually, but I’m not saying that out loud.
We eat weird. My kids hated fresh tomato and lettuce when they were like 3 and 4, so our tacos evolved to include just refried bean (black bean, preferably!), corn and cheese in a hard shell or tortilla. I got the corn idea from Taco Bell, which had some sort of wrap thing a few years ago that had corn in it, and I liked it.
You always eat weird when you have kids. Especially if you were like me. I used to run away from food. My parents would chase me down and force me to eat things. There was a period of time when they packed me nothing but junk food in my lunchbox in the desperate hope that I would eat something, anything, because any normal lunches they packed would just come home with me again.
The most exciting thing I did today was skip the team training meeting, so my 2 co-workers could go. I felt like such a bad girl. I’m going to skip tomorrow’s, too. Mwahahaha!
I did some more research on potential places to live. Albuquerque sounds good. I’ve always wanted to live in New Mexico. I am definitely taking a road trip in September. How else am I going to decide where I want to live? The median home price in San Jose is now over $800,000. Yeah, I’ve got 20% of that in my back pocket.
Ellen, those tacos sound yummy! I need to actually fix dinner tonight. Or maybe I’ll just go out again. Decisions, decisions.
Oh, by the way, did I tell you that I’m sending out my computer to get cleaned next week? I may not be online. At all. All week.
Sorry that I’ll miss all that punny fun. Really.
Sean
- Still looking for that sarcastics font
I had Schlocko Bell for dinner last night (andthe night before, actually) so tonight is either Wendy’s or McD’s - something not to messy because I have rehearsal at 7 and I won’t be able to go home to change
:eek: However will you amuse yourself? oh. never mind.