Apparently you all missed this.
Did someone hear something?
I thought aesthetically challenged people only wore spandex to Wal-Mart; and dirty spandex at that. 
All those in favor of **VBob ** doing next weeks’ MMP
:crickets:
Okay, how about Spatsie?
AYE!!!
rats - I wanted to code this all pretty like:
All those in favor of **VBob ** doing next weeks’ MMP
:crickets:
Okay, how about Spatsie?
AYE!!!
Spats the MMP must be one great big pun. This ought to be good. Sean will plotz! 
[QUOTE=Sean Factotum]
VBob has quite the large amount of work cut out for him this weekend. If’n he can’t get everything out of the old place and into the new place on one trip, that’s another 2-1/2 or so hours round trip each time. Plus moving things around at the new place several times for each bit of furniture (you know, ladies, that it’s impossible for any of you to put a piece of furniture in only one spot on a move) at the new place, etc etc etc. He really won’t be in a position to start the MMP next week.
[QUOTE]
Oh, sure. Leap to his defense. But you’ve got a point about about that furniture thing – I’ve been in this house 5 years and still can’t decide where things go. It was worse when we first moved in; now, it only changes every few months.
Twinks try moving your sofa and recliners into the dining room and putting the dining room chairs in the living room. You’ll love the idea of lounging while dining. Trust me. I’m gay. I know this stuff.
I’ve just spent two hours playing a stupid damn flash game. My eyes won’t focus. All of you are blurry.
Someone make me want to do something else!
Well, I have no recliners. But the club chairs have been at the dining room table already, as has the settee. Trouble is, the settee is backless, and my neighbor often drinks too much. The settee doesn’t get invited to dinner anymore. The neighbor gets a club chair.
Don’t worry, it will be.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Five. No, eight!
Twelve?
MBG Been there, done that, got custody of half the T-shirt. I have no useful advice, but like everyone else here, I’m pullin’ for ya’.
Taters, I have no advice about teenaged girls either, except that they often pretend to be much more grown-up and in control than they really are. Good on ya’ for setting the rules. 'Sides, I’d be pretty suspicious of a 20 yr-old guy who went on a road trip, or plane trip, or whatever, to visit a 16yo girl.
Lissla! Look! Shiney!
OMG!!! The morning from hell. taters, I know you know the real meaning of FUBAR so that’s what it’s been. Good thing the video monitoring service we use is alla way down in Miami cause they’s on the shite list big time. That’s all I’m sayin.
BTW, taters not that my opinion would be a deal breaker for ya, but what kai and everybody else said. With any luck Mr. Twenty will have post nasal drip and snort a lot or laugh like a jackass and taterling will think he’s a dork. 
mbg, maybe the counseling needs a refresher course. I’m just sayin is all.
ex, now, now. It won’t be that long before everyone in Albany’s covered up with goose down again.
li-li, that woman got some bodacious body! :eek:
swampy, clueless runner-up just reinforces my theory that the human race really really needs a natural predator. The gene pool lifeguards have left the building and the chlorine ain’t workin no more.
Back to work. ::sigh::
Hmm, a natural predator you say? Well, these humans are a hardy bunch. They can fend off larger animals without too much effort. Maybe something smaller … bugs are good, but these humans have chemical weapons. Smaller still - a virus! Yes, the humans seem vulnerable to viruses. A whole suite of them, perhaps. And the thing about viruses is they’re always changing, always developing new strains. That makes them much harder to eliminate. Perhaps the first one could target their immune system, making them open to all sorts of other infections. And transmitted sexually, to make them a little reluctant to engage in the act of reproduction. A Human Immunodeficiency Virus, that’s the ticket.
Sounds like a plan.
Aww…thanks.
But plenty of ugly people reign upstate, too. And those with poor fashion sense. Like the guy I saw the other day, wearing lily white shorts and lily white shirt and knee-length bright red socks.
::stands up, checks self in mirror…breathes sigh of relief…::
Don’t think I haven’t been thinking about this since 1969 but it’s taking too long.
Don’t forget the Earth operates on a geological time scale. Fifty thousand years is but a blink in the planet’s history. We’ve got a good long while before something will kill us dead.
Yeah, but we don’t want something that will kill ALL of us. Just the stupid ones.