Even though you’re not talking to me…
There’s an outlet mall just down the road as you head south. They have a great donut shop there. I’ve been there a few times when wee go up to Easton to visit my (felonious) GF’s sister.
Have a good weekend, y’all. Envy me - I’m buying a shop vac so I can get the garage a little clean before the POrkin guy shows up. Ants. Lots of them. They live in the crawlspace under the house.
Hmmm, my garage needs cleaning. Wanna come and help me out? I’ll feed you good food and good beer.
I just got an email from her:
[quote=My mortgage officer]
OMG!!! I can’t believe that happened!
Obviously, she’s being a bit more casual than she’d be with an outside customer, but I do think she’s going to find out who it was as she agrees that we were treated very poorly for being only ten days late.
I used the word landlord earlier just as a reference to all those people I’ve paid over the years for the privelege of living in their building. The worst I’ve ever had from one of them if I knew I was going to be late was “just be sure to add the $xx late charge.”
I’m just wondering what the odds are that I created the login ID for that rude phone person. To quote (or at least get pretty close) Bill Cosby: “I brought you into this world. I can take you out.”
That just sounds like a great porn storyline. Waiting for the Porkin’ guy. 
Shaving cream and feathers? I’m bringing magic markers and a camera!
BTW, how big is your pool Swampy?
[sub]Just need to figger out how much dye I’ll need.[/sub]
Dye?? Um, well, I think I hear my mom calling. Gotta go, kids! Have fun! Sorry to be a party pooper, but I really must dash…
Bumba, darlin’, sometimes you frighten me… :eek:
Ooh, party!
I want the green noodle. I call it. dibs! dibs! the green noodle is mine!
are there pink flamingo christmas lights? because all pool parties shuld have pink flamingo christmas lights.
I’ll bring the pink flamingo lights and the margaritas. No one is allowed to take a picture of me in a bathing suit until I lose some weight.
Swampy - the Cottonmouths schedule for the upcoming season has been released. Do you want me to send it to you?
Is it ok if I wander late into the party? I brought this keg of beer, and a few dozen bags of pork rinds…
OK, I’m back. I did all my theraputic exercises, so I need to sit in the hot tub. And a medicinal margarita is probably in order…
Be nice to me. I’m suffering. Poor poor me…
Is it working??
::Hands FCM a bag of pork rinds and runs off to find a suitablle 'rita::
Pork rinds? Don’t you know basic medicinal stuff, man? Pork rinds are for leg issues. Jumbo deluxe cashews are for shoulders. Good thing I’m here to set you straight.
I’ll take the pork rinds, FCM, I’ve been feeling like snacky stuff. Oh…and a beer would be good too. D’you suppose MBG will think to bring me one? Don’t suppose there’s any silly string left anywhere? I’m feeling kinda creative.
Oh, and Dots, I’m sure swampy has pink flamingo lights.
rigs it’s just culture shock getting to you. It’ll all seem normal before you know it. One of my best friends went back to school after being out for a year and a half and was in tears at first. She made it through just fine.
Sorry to hear about the DH’s unemployment woes, gotti. How long will it take for unemployment payments to kick in?
Taters that’s just appalling about your mom. Hope the paperwork goes through quickly.
I didn’t have time to experience much of National Stoopit Week because I was too busy. Now I’m just home trying to relax and get ready for tomorrow. It’s supposed to rain, but hopefully we’ll be spared at least in the morning. We’re supposed to be in the great outdoors pretty much the whole time from 9:30 to 3:30 or so, except for lunch.
Well…gotta go get something to drink as the beer hasn’t magically appeared through the CD drive yet.
GT
Hell of a party, huh?
::crickets::
swampy, I think everyone passed out.
Huh? Ok, I’ll finish the beer with you, pass the pork rinds.
Hey, I’m still here.
Pass the chips, willya?
Someone?
Anyone?
Vacation Time!!!
Woooohooooo!!!
Can you tell I am pleased?
:chugs MBG’s keg:
SCL, what league is your team in?
[dream sequence]
Mortgage flunky: I can’t log into work! or my email! or my credit card!
gots: <snerk>
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Bumba, think big, man! : pours 200lbs of lime jello and a Baby Ruth into swampy’s pool :
rosie, don’t worry about FCM’s list. I am on it and nothing has happ…why do I have a blowgun dart in my nek… jdfksdj…sdjiorioweriofer…fele…funny…shiny…fjklasdld…
It was a hundred and two FREAKIN’ degrees when I came home this evening. In the SHADE! This is NOT Arizona, this is Western Washington. What the HELL?
Man, I’m a cussin’ machine today. I need to clean up my act or FCM will put me in a corner.
Hey? Am I too late for the party? I’ll take a 'rita or three. A nice cold slushy type, because it’s so hot and all. Hah! I’ve got the floatie.
Hellooooo?? Anyone there???
I’ll pass on the pork rinds, thanks very much. It’s toooooooooo HOT to eat.
Marco!
Polo?
Anyone?
Polo!