So you want 3 pumps, 2 grunts, and a small quiver is that all or would like some fries with that?
Same here. Too self-conscious.
Yeesh. Zombie thread, and I answered it already in 2004.
Can’t speak for myself (still a virgin!) but a friend told me about his first time.
“Oh! Hey, it’s warm!” <<<WHAM!>>>
About ten seconds.
My first time was a disaster. It was my then-girlfriend’s first time as well.
Terrified about the risk of pregnancy, we decided I should wear two condoms (we were young and stupid, didn’t know any better)
…I couldn’t feel a fucking (literally) thing. I probably kept up the motions for about 30 minutes, very little sensation, before the girl asked, “Can we stop? It’s starting to hurt.”
So: no climax, nobody had any fun. I remember thinking, “Is this all there is? Hell, masturbation is better.”
…but we did learn, and eventually we got it down. And yes. Sex is better than masturbation, once you learn not to wrap your guy in like a quarter-inch thick layer of latex.
Same here, it was awkward, I was horrible…no one involved was impressed:smack:
I was with a guy I had wanted for a very long time - totally my type, so I was already extremely turned on. I was lying on my back, and he began JOing me. I’m pretty sure it was within 10 seconds, and I shot straight up and hit the ceiling. Yes, it was dripping down on us. The next time we were together, he had painted a bulls-eye on the ceiling, centered on my cum stain. For years after that, he told people the bulls-eye was there first. I became a legend in certain circles, as “The Bulls-eye Guy.”
So . . . less than 10 seconds.
Wait, is no one going to acknowledge this poor kid who makes a profile just to take up Ms. Pumpkin’s offer?
Ah, youth. Maybe a minute the first time, but the second, third, and fourth times were better and all occurred during the same night.
I’m going to go sit in my rocking chair now and later maybe shake my cane at those kids who are on my lawn. If I have the energy.
This thread keeps coming back for more. Kind of like a vigorous young lad getting started 
But yes, people tend to assume the male orgasm is just a purely mechanical matter of a few strokes at the right pressure and speed and BAM! there it is, and that the virgin male is near explosively at the edge by definition. But just as its female counterpart, a lot of it happens in your mind and if it’s not happenning in there it’s not happenning at all.
IME, it’s not just virgins, some men coming out of a passionless relationship experience the same problems.
I had an interesting experience my first time. I ejaculated about 45 seconds in… but it was an ejaculation without an orgasm attached. It was also without that period of sensitivity or softness that normally follows orgasm, so I just kept going and then reached a normal orgasm/ejaculation some time later (about the amount of time it has always taken me to get there).
What he said. I still have trouble finishing with a condom.
Probably under 10 seconds. Even with “experience” I never got over maybe 5 minutes, and it’s always instant if I go at anything other than a snail’s pace. Of course, this is only to ejaculation, not orgasm. I’ve never orgasmed from sex. It’s so so so so so painful, especially the “cumming” part. I can’t even describe how much it hurts.
This confuses me. What is the difference for you between ejaculating and “cumming”? When you do have an orgasm, do you also ejaculate? Or is it something different?
A smurf banging a hobo is quite a mental image.
I couldn’t cum. Spent a good 30 minutes at least before I gave up. Felt great, really surprising, actually. But I still couldn’t cum.
I will say also that the first time I got blown was terrible. I couldn’t stop laughing. I was so sad. My dick completely lost all ticklishness by the third or fourth time, though. I have a friend who swears the exact same thing happened to him.
Yeah, really what the hell is he talking about? Now I’ve came without ejaculating much before. When I first discovered masturbation I could orgasm, but not ejaculate. But you can’t really do it the other way around. I think he’s continuing to be stimulated after he cums, which indeed would be very sensitive and unpleasant. So yeah, that’s not really how it works.
I do orgasm when I ejaculate from masturbating, but every time I’ve had sex it is NOT the same feeling. It is a very very painful feeling, and I’m not entirely sure how to describe it (and no, it’s not the same feeling as extra stimulation after ejaculation, it feels differently from that too, though that does hurt).
Basically, the entire act of sex is absurdly painful for me, and the part where I “cum” is the most painful of all of it. I’m not sure what info I can give other than “it hurts” and “I’ve experienced both this pain and orgasm and they’re qualitatively different.”
Hm… This is not a problem I have any familiarity with. Obviously, it wouldn’t hurt to bring this up with your doctor.
Fresh anecdata: sometimes yes. Some other times, like maybe tonight, no. If anyone needs me, I will be doing the happy dance with Snoopy over by the Christmas tree.