How many cigarettes do you smoke a day?

If you wonder what my answer is, you must smoke something other than cigarettes.

none, zero, zip, zilch, cipher, goose-egg

20-25. More if I’m drinking.

Nada

I don’t smoke any voluntarily. I resent it when people force me to smoke them second-hand.

Five to eight unless I’m drinking, then it’s a lot more.

This. Especially since I don’t venture into legal smoking areas. I don’t smoke, and I don’t want any second hand smoke, either.

Zero. I used to smoke a pack a day, but I quit 4 years ago. I have no tolerance for cigarette smoke at all now.

Depends on the day, really. On weekdays I smoke less (maybe 13-15) because I’m at work all day and can only smoke on my 2 breaks and 1 lunch (and I have trouble smoking in a moving vehicle, so I don’t light up en route). On weekends, anywhere from 20-30 a day, depending on whether I’m knitting or watching a movie. I smoke less when my hands are busy.

Usually around 30. The best time to smoke is while driving.

None, but before about 33 a day.

None. My dad died of lung cancer at 58 and my sister is dying of it at 56.

None. Smoking killed most of my immediate family.

I quit January 17. Before that I smoked a pack a day.

None. I have never smoked tobacco ever in my life.

About 15-20, unless I’m drinking. Add another 5 then.

I’ve smoked two cigarettes in my entire life.

One, just to see what it was like.

The second, when I had the choice role of “Hans, the Nazi,” in a college film, spoofing old WWII adventure serials. I got to kidnap the pretty French farm girl, and I got to beat up the handsome American fighter pilot, and I got to radio back to Berlin, boasting of my success, with a cigarette dangling from my lip. DAMN, that was fun! (And we did it in one take.)

I smoked for about a month back in 12th grade. I stopped when I realized I wasn’t fooling anyone.

Pack a day, more if I’m drinking.

As a kid, my friends and I swiped a cigarette to try. ick

A little older, I was babysitting and the baby was asleep, and I found a pack in the house, so I tried one. ick

In college, I gave it one more try. ick

So, in 58 years, I’ve had parts of 3 cigarettes. That works out to .0014 per day over the course of my life.