Heck, I dunno, but if you can screw in a lightbulb with your member you are a better man than I…
(sorry, just couldn’t resist)
Ok. You’ve got my complete attention!!
I’ll just sit over here and watch you guys and your “members”. Carry on!!
At least two.
But it’s gotta be a BIG lightbulb…
<ba bump da bump pshissh>
Its a large operation -
- ChiefScott to keep everyone in line
- Libertarian to bitch that we ought to leave the lightbulb alone - if it wants to get changed, it will damn well do it itself
- dpr to make cookies to keep everyone’s strength up.
- Dumbguy to make sure the light switch is on off
- Techchick to supervise Dumbguy
- Mr. Cynical to point out that the new lightbulb will burn out too, so what’s the point?
- Alphagene, with his troll-hunting rifle, to ward off trolls trying to break the new bulb.
- Pepperlandgirl to show some actual initiative and screw in the lightbulb.
Sua
wouldn’t they have to be awfully small members to screw inside a light bulb?
Forgot one, Sua. As Chief has said before…
- And a Falcon to post the pictures of the whole thing.
glad to see i’m not on that list. my member would never go near anything with the possibility of that much voltage coming out of it. yer nuts!
Psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one…but the lightbulb has to want to change.
Zen Buddhists to screw in a lightbulb?
2…one to screw it in and one to not screw it in.
Californians?
At least 3…one to change the bulb and 2 others to “share the experience.”
Nihilists?
“What the hell does it matter, we’re all gonna die anyway!”
Flies to screw in a lightbulb?
Just 2…but how’d they get in there?
Republicans?
2…one to mix the drinks and one to call the help.
(Possibly 3…one to blame it on the liberals)
Surrealists?
A fish.
Okay, okay, I’ll stop now.
WoooHooo!!! Oh man… ::wipes tears from eyes:: I really slay me…
Hey, everybody, there’s already another thread for general lightbulb jokes. And one for the SDMB variant. Let’s try not to repeat ourselves, shall we?
Besides, I just did this to get some attention.
Ah, that’s more like it.
dragonlady, on the other hand I never said I couldn’t use my tongue to screw in a lightbulb.