Too many jokes and not enough actual response. How about a compromise? Try to add a real answer to the joke answer. That shouldn’t be too hard to choke down, and be a bit less messy.
Okay. I like ejaculate. Not quite enough to give up chipotle ranch, though.
If it’s not too personal a question (well, I mean, considering the context of the thread), what do you like about it? This is one of the things I don’t think I can relate to.
Well, I don’t like it the way I like a nice sauvignon blanc, if that’s what you’re wondering. I’m certainly not looking into cultivating an extensive cum cellar.
I like it because it’s part of sexyfuntime, and in that context I do fully enjoy the taste, texture, visuals, etc.
Ultimately I like it because it means I done made my man happy. 
Yeah, I like it because my man likes it. If it were gone I wouldn’t miss it.
Due to an issue with extracting her previous IUD, there was a period of about a month when my wife and I relied on condoms for birth control. She really didn’t like that (relatively speaking, of course). She said that afterward, it left her feeling kinda empty.
This is a thread that would really use the ability to replace “originally posted by” with other things in the quote box, such as
Poster X ejaculated;
or
Poster X spewed;
I just can’t believe that 28 posts in, no one has expressed their preference for pan-fried.
Sympathy for him would be pretty much it, actually. I don’t mind the squishy factor or swallowing, but the only thing ejaculate really means to me is perceptible proof that he came.
So I guess I’d get to feel what it’s like for many hetero men, wondering if he really came or he was faking it. That’s a little disconcerting, kinda, but not ultimately a big deal in a committed relationship with good communication.
And dipping sauce?! That there, dear friend, was a one in a million girl you dated.
Look, I’m really sorry, but I just don’t think this is going to work out. It’s not me, it’s you.
Or as fish food.
Okay, part of the fun of sex is the gooey mess. But then, I’m a lesbian, so my answer is “no” by default.
I’ll probably lose my man card for this but you can spit it out, it’s not rude. God bless ya’ tho’.
Of course it’s rude to spit it out. I spent all day making it!
Part of this issue depends on the guy’s size. If his cock is longer, there’s less cum to begin with, then there’s “seepage” which can continue even up to 15 minutes later. Guys who are shorter tend to cum all at once. And of course age is a factor.
In our case, my partner is very good at having an orgasm the same time as mine, and I don’t need to see him cum to know that it’s happened.
You’re just saying that 'cause otherwise you won’t kiss me afterward 
Ha ha. A+ because this mirrors my response almost exactly. WTF times a billion.
Anyway, um, (shudders) back to the question: I used to like ejaculate (I think) until the OP scarred me for life.
I’m really surprised by all the frightened responses to that anecdote. I never thought of it as such a big deal; the girl just really liked the stuff. The point being, there’s a spectrum, and she was way at one end of it. I’ve actually never been with someone who was at the other end, who really detested everything about it. So I was just curious what the general consensus is.
It wouldn’t bother me if my partner couldn’t ejaculate with orgasm. It’s not that big a deal.