How NOT to ask for a date.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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flips through little black book

picks up phone

Hello? Liana?

How are you? Good…great to hear…

Say listen… my office christmas party is a couple of weeks away, and I wanted a beautiful, charming, intelligent, sexy woman to go with me… so… with that in mind… I was wondering…

Do you know anybody like that?

click

Hello? Hello?

This really happened to me tonight. I called back right away and told her that I was just kidding. She knew it all along and thought hanging up on me would be an appropriate response.

We both had a good laugh and she's going with me to the Christmas party.
:)
I think we'll have fun.
2

Sounds like stuff my friends do.

Have a blast!

3

Wow, you really know how to sing the old wind song.

You go, smug baby.

4

Sounds like she is all of the above to you. I thought it was a great line. Duh! Who the hell do you think I am talking about woman. That will rile her up.

FYI, don’t call her “woman” more than once in a while. It’s cooler than “babe” but the women seem not to like it.

5

Obviously they don’t call you smug for nothing.

6

You da man smug. Go get 'em tiger! :wink:

7

If someone said that to me, I think they really would mean it. :confused:

8

You sound like quite the scamp, and she sounds up to your shenanigans!
I think you’ll have a fine time. Next time, though don’t joke. Girls do want a little true romance some times, you know. :slight_smile:

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Depends on the person. I would be far more likely to say yes to someone who made me laugh… and I have a strange sense of humour.

10

ROTFL!
damn good idea…

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Change the appropriate pronouns and such, I would too. And I’d suggest people, to make things worse . . .

:looks up: And no, gullible is NOT written on the ceiling. I just checked.