44
Male
Straight
In a relationship
Once per day, maybe twice on Saturdays. Canola oil.
Straight male forties. I am taking a break to reply to this thread. Less frequently than I brush my teeth, more frequently than I brush my hair. Now. . . where was I? Oh yeah.
Regularly, every 28 d-
Oh, masturbate.
Does anyone else hear the OP in the voice of R. Lee Ermey, from The Boys In Company “C”?
35, male, recently single, straight
Sometimes twice a day, sometimes once a day. Some days I skip. I’d say 5-6 times a week.
When I was in a relationship, I’d say from 0-2 times per week. Had to save up for the real thing! 
Not me. I used to in the shower, but hardly ever now. Like twice a year maybe. Of course if I had no other private place I would probably do it in the shower.
Yeah, I have always felt that the shower was the place where only the guys with no privacy at all jerked off. How can you relax standing up, hoping the hot water lasts? Plus, no can do on the soap…ever get soap in your urethra? It stings! :eek:
BTW, I took a class once on masturbation. I thought, hey, been doing it a long time, but still might learn sumpin’ new. I did. Coconut Oil…
It just seemed cleaner. What are the methods for clean-up/spooje-containment in other locations?
Sock. Towel. T-shirt. Basically anything absorbent that’s within easy reach.
I rarely do it in the shower, maybe once every 2-3 months. Most typical location is at the computer. Actually, not at the computer, I just get worked up & ready at the computer. Then I go up to the power room and do it into the toilet. No muss, no fuss. On a rare occasion, if I wake up in the middle of the night and the wife is too tired to oblige me, I’ll just do it right there. I’ve woken up in the middle of the night to her taking care of things herself, so things are mutual there.
You got it. “Containment”? It’s not nuclear waste, for chrissakes… :rolleyes:
I’ve got an old towel right here next to me 
Keep it rolled up and stashed in a niche between my computer desk and my writing desk.
male, 46, unattached loser, pretty much every day.
I can’t believe I posted in this thread. No possible good can come from it. And yet I did it anyway. Posting in this thread constitutes true self-abuse.
Male
37
single
gay
Typically I jerk it at least twice a day - once before going to bed, once when I get up. On weekends and lax days, maybe 3-4 times.
I just let it shoot on a paper towel folded in half. No mess, no funky towels to wash (bleh!)
You mean it’s not supposed to glow green?
For what it’s worth, cats are not very absorbent.
They are if you don’t pull out.
sorry sorry sorry sorry
Here goes:
32
Male
Single
2 or 3 times a week
Question for the group: Do you carry out the deed as quickly as possible or do you slow down and enjoy it for a while?
I typically prefer the latter which is why don’t do it every day.
I try to make it last, which is why I do it in bed, so when I’m done, I can go to sleep totally relaxed. On occasion, though, there is the need just to come and be done with it. That’s rare for me, because it’s not often than I come only once.