How Sick is This?

This morning I woke up from a dream, how you say. . .

. . . quite aroused?

That is, until I started to remember what I had been dreaming.

Somehow, I had met George Castansa and the two of us were having hot, sweaty monkey sex in a huge, four poster bed. Not only were we bumping uglies, we were making our own home-grown porno video. :eek:

WTF? Should I be worried?

you should be absolutely terrified

Yikes. Don’t feel alone though–one of my friends (really, it was NOT ME) had a dream she was having sex with Jessie Ventura in a white stretch limo. I try to remind her about it every couple of months.


TV Reporter: Can you destroy the earth?
The Tick: I hope not. That’s where I keep all my stuff!

I keep having this recurring nightmare where I’m in bed with Warren Beatty and he says “sorry this is too sick, even for me!”.

Don’t worry Diane, everything you saw in you dream was merely a symbol of something else, the fact that you became aroused at this is a coincidence.

Either that or you have a subconscious yearning to screw a short, fat, bald man. Since you are not Sqrlcub I am going to assume my first theory is correct. :wink:


Thanks for the smile this morning.
How do you feel about doing someone you don’t know?

Please, please, please (on my knees) please, please ~~ originally posted by GolfWidow

Did he call himself Buck Naked?

Well, I sure ain’t gonna share my dreams here then.

Yipe!


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Don’t worry Diane, I had that exact same dream. Of course, in mine, you and George were on a waterbed instead of a 4 post bed.


Well, honey just tastes better when it comes from a bear’s head.

I think I figured out why I had the dream. Maybe - sorta.

I talked to an old boyfriend last weekend who just happens to be the same guy I made a video with. I have the tape, thank God.

Then last Sunday, me and my sister were talking about the goofy shit our kids used to do when they were little. We were laughing about the way my youngest liked to say “George Castansa” when he was about 3 years old. Say it, it is kind of fun. . .

Georrrrrrge Castaaaaansaaaaaa.

That fact that I not only put the two things together, but that I actually enjoyed it, is really disturbing.

Angkins - What if you’re right? What if I have been pursuing the wrong types of men?

Mull - You know, I do have a king size waterbed IRL. :eek:

Yesterday I made myself think about the carwash guy from Ally McBeal and warm chocolate syrup. Last night I had a dream that I had to find a certain color of tile for the floors of the grocery store up the street. What the hell is that about?

Jeesh.

hmmm…maybe George is representative of irresponcible behavior? Immaturity? Feeling like you’re dealing with too much in life, and you’d really like to be bedfellows with the ultimate symbol of irresponcibilty? Eh, this armchair is too squishy. I need a new one.

Well, you have A tape at any rate… :wink:


Yer pal,
Satan

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I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Two weeks, three days, 15 hours, 43 minutes and 37 seconds.
706 cigarettes not smoked, saving $88.27.
Life saved: 2 days, 10 hours, 50 minutes.

Har har Satan. :stuck_out_tongue:

I have never let that thing out of my possession from the minute I took it out of the camera. Nope, never, ever, ever, ever. It is hidden far away where no one will ever find it. (Hey, I watched National Lampoon’s European Vacation.) I really should destroy the thing.

Mmmmm… the car wash guy from Ally McBeal, he was the stuff fantasies should be made of ;). Now that’s a dream I wouldn’t mind having!!!

Thanks for the smile this morning.
How do you feel about doing someone you don’t know?

Please, please, please (on my knees) please, please ~~ originally posted by GolfWidow

‘I talked to an old boyfriend last weekend who just happens to be the same guy I made
a video with. I have the tape.’

Let me keep it for ya! Actually, I have not a clue why you would keep that thing. What is something happens to you & your family goes thru your stuff and finds it. haha, that’ll be the day.


“‘How do you know I’m mad’ said Alice.
'You must be, ’ said the Cat, ‘or you wouldn’t have come here.’”

Actually Handy, no one in my family will ever find it. However, in the slight possibility my office building should ever fall down, a co-worker may find it in the rubble.

I really need to consider trashing the thing. I dunno.

(Angkins - {Homer voice on} Hummmmmmmmmmm, Carrrrrwaaaaassshhhhhh Guuuuuuuuuuuy :::Slobber:::{Homer voice off}

Diane, if you were a man I’d know for sure what my answer was, but maybe this’ll help anyway. Men wake up with a hardon for reasons completely unrelated to the content of the dream. I’ve woken up erect after dreaming about sex, after dreaming about eggplants, after dreaming about philosophy, after dreaming about nothing. So maybe a similar process is going on here: you simply became aroused in your sleep for reasons unrelated to George Costanza.

Slightly related to this thread:

I guess we all have our collection of video tapes, photos etc which we want to keep and yet want no one to see without our consent… where and how do you keep them safe?

I just keep them at home and if something were to happen to me they would be seen by other people… not that, at that point I would care much…

As technology improves they could all be converted to computer files and encrypted. I already keep some vital stuff encrypted in my disk. If it were to fall in the wrong hands it would still be safe.

Oh, one more thing. Recently, while entering the USA, the INS gave me the thrid degree for no reason. They had me for many hours and went through every single bit of my belongings. The guy was the meanest SOB I have come across and I can easily imagine if this guy was in Serbia he’d be committing attrocities. It was obvious he was just enjoying giving me abuse. He read every single bit of paper I had with me, including some very personal love letters. He looked at every photo I had with me while making some very unwelcome comments… I was so glad I had not developed a roll where I had some pictures of a girlfriend naked! I tried to remain calm during all the abuse he gave me but I believe if he had started to look at these photos I would have gone ballistic and landed in jail.

So just be aware that you lose your rights at the border. Those tapes and photos may not be as safe as you think. As soon as it is technically feasible, encryption is the way to go. I already use PGP widely in my emails and after the experience I think I will not travel with anything sensitive unencrypted.

Anyway, please carry on, i did not mean to hijack this thread… just tell me where you keep those photos and tapes :slight_smile:

Matt - I know what you are talking about. I have had the same experiences that didn’t have anything to do with my dream.

Still, it is still a little disturbing that my mind put home made porn together with George Castanza. I mean, it’s not that he is butt-ass monster ugly, but that he is just such a dipshit!

I hate to tell you Diane but I have seen your videotape and it was okay but I really didn’t care for the guy in the bear suit. :wink:

Who says it wasn’t a real bear?