How to get over a guy

[Beckdawrek]

Free will.

[X.L.Lent]

It shouldn’t be very hard to get rid of him.

Where there’s a Will, there’s a way.

[Enola_Gay]

@B-Rad

I knew a kid named Will back in the day. He had a pet moth named Bob. Bob was a good moth, but he never learned any cool tricks or nuthin. Mostly just hung out in a jar.

I can provide more details upon request.

A few details I’d like clarified:

1. What did Bob eat?

2. Did the jar have holes to keep oxygen aflowing?

3. Did Bob have any companions?

4. How long did Bob live?

TIA for any details you are willing to share

[TokyoBayer]

@Beckdawrek

Ghost his ass!

That just gives you the willies

[AHunter3]

@DekaJay

Friend of mine has been talking to a “will” character for the past 4 months and she’s hooked on him. She likes a new guy “Cesar” but doesn’t know how to get rid of and over the old guy.

Why does she want to, if she’s hooked on him, not “over” him, and he isn’t ditching her?

Is she unable to date more than one person at a time? Believes it to be wrong or isn’t comfortable doing so for some reason?

“Talking to” Will and “liking” Cesar somehow require sexual exclusivity?

[Inigo_Montoya]

@Enola_Gay

A few details I’d like clarified:

1. What did Bob eat?

2. Did the jar have holes to keep oxygen aflowing?

3. Did Bob have any companions?

4. How long did Bob live?

TIA for any details you are willing to share

Will and I were 10 years old, arguably he didn’t know any better. As for Bob’s living conditions well, did you ever watch Papillon? The irony burns 40 years on. It is perhaps a mercy that Bob never effected an escape, and that his sentence was thus fairly brief.

[Quercus]

@senoy

Getting rid of the old guy is easy.

Seriously, there has to be at least fifty ways to do it.

Just get outta the way, Jay.

[Beckdawrek]

Make a new plan Stan…

[Doctor_Jackson]

If “will” really is an old guy, just quit talking to him. He’ll most likely forget anyway…