How was your day? In rhyming couplets.

Get packed up and I’ll go out and start the Rocket.

Have you got your keys and some cash in your pocket?

Today: ice cream and fried chicken for a change.

Sounds like the ideal type of meal to arrange.

Just a quick trip to the supermarket

Is it the one just off the beach in Phuket?

I hate to grocery shop.

I’d rather go to the disco and bop bop bop!

Discos? Are they still around?

Disco music? Can’t deal with that sound!

I’d rather listen to thrash metal, or punk

Or pound a 40 and get on with my crunk

Tell me, how many crunks do you have?

No answer? Perhaps using the lav.

I am out of the loop. Crunk? Never heard of the stuff.

I am new at this game and my day was rough.

Sorry - hope it gets better soon!

Spend more time here and you’ll change your tune.

It’s so much fun that it’s addictive.

Though some find the meter too restrictive.