There’s a talking horse? I must read that.
Sometimes I wish I had a baseball bat.
I wish the Blue Jays had batting power.
IWhy am I awake? I slept about an hour.
Maybe it’s that flashing neon.
Dunno, but my fridge needs some freon.
Better sour milk than chemical danger
Other foods could turn into something stranger.
Mutant foods will doom us all!
Imagine celery growing ten feet tall!
They will stalk us in the night.
I need to sleep, so that would bite.
Nightmares hold for me night terrors
And when I do my taxes, many math errors.
The IRS loves sending me letters.
But I’d rather be playing with my Irish Setters!
Does are great, but what about fleas?
I hear they won’t bite you if you just say please.
That is certain to be an urban myth.
I believe toxic fleas killed explorer John Smith.