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Bacon and lard - do you really need them both?
Constructive criticism - oh, what growth.
I learned my lesson!
Today’s lunch was from the delicatessen.
Spoons, I am so glad you found a rhyme, I was beginning to regret my post.
And not a bad one at all, if I may boast. 
You’re on a roll tonight.
Wouldn’t a hero make for bigger bites?
In some places, a hero roll is called a sub.
Well you’re my hero, bub!
Aw, thanks, Beck. Hope that tomorrow, you have a great day!
Hope you don’t get stuck in the path of a freight train.
Or that you wander aimlessly into an abattoir.
I’d rather wander aimlessly into a bar.
an get a Markers Mark on ice.
That would be nice.
How dry do you like your martini?
I don’t care, as long as I’m served it in a bikini.
Makin’ up jokes about bicycle spokes and red balloons
But there’s nothing funny about aquamarine pantaloons.