How was your day? In rhyming couplets.

Yeah, 'specially for some Thanksgiving fun!

EH, looking forward to a great Thanksgiving meal?

Turkey, mashed potatoes, green beans, and three kinds o’ pie - keepin’ it real!

What? No ham?

I blame Uncle Sam.

At least we were not afflicted with Spam.

I don’t know how to play this gam

It’s a leg thang.

And legs make my heart sang.

Are we having problems with the proper verb tense?

It ain’t making sense.

Thinking outside the box is my defense.

You’re thinking well; you’re obviously not dense.

When I look out the window, I can see a little blue sky.

Can you see me? I am waving, “Hi”

Why would you think so? You’re on the internet.

If Beck can use Skype, then she’s all set.

I think I see you, maybe I’m dreaming?

With my cold and sinuses I need some steaming.

You’ve got a cold? Lousy time, in this season.