Puzzles make my skin crawl.
A sad movie might make you bawl.
Puzzles and movies–what a combination.
And a sensation.
If you were drinking in a bar, you wouldn’t want to see Carry Nation.
I get my drinks at the gas station.
Gas station coffee is pretty bad.
And this yen for gas station sushi is just a fad.
Gas station sushi should be outlawed.
Nm.
It seems my New Year’s resolutions are seriously flawed.
Mine is to de-clutter.
May I offer you some hot wheat toast with butter?
Oh, I would please, with blueberry jam.
My new hat is a tam.
I’m picturing a fine Scottish lassie.
I’m sure she’d look nothing like Raymond Massey.
Unless they were kin.
Rhymes a-comin’. Just say when.
I could end with silver, purple, or orange,
But that would never do.
It’s hard to rhyme a word when,
Possible rhymes are so few.
So today, I shovelled the snow