How was your day? In rhyming couplets.

Was it free?

Even if not, it would be a treat.

Don’t drop it at your feet.

C’mon, Beck. Think of the five-second rule.

It was a five-minute at my school.

Five minutes? That seems a little too long.

Getting over a cold, not feeling at all strong.

Hope you feel better boson. Get well soon!

Take your medicine with a clean spoon
(Hah!)

Boson, any reports? How’ve you been?

Much better. Thanks. Feeling healthy as sin.

Nothing worse than a cold and cough.

Those are symptoms I wish would @#$%-off!

Here’s to good health for us all.

Taking on new duties today. Yikes.

Post them on Facebook. Try for some Likes.

Got real mad Saturday but I was mostly to blame.

And, here I thought you were so tame.

We’re all allowed our moments, Beck.

But my moments last too long, but oh what the hell…er…heck.