How was your day? In rhyming couplets.

But pie is better.

If Beck wants to eat pie, then let 'er.

Got hot today with the AC out.

Maybe you needed a pint of stout.

I think maybe a Shandy.

If it’s cold, that would be dandy.

How about two?

One for me and one for you?

That sounds like a good idea.

We could invite my friend Maria!

Ooh, let’s have a party!

In two hours, come as you are, don’t be tardy.

Will there be plenty of snacks and beer?

Everybody, be of good cheer.

Why wouldn’t I be, on so nice a Tuesday?

Are you having a “I got some good news day”?

Come as you are. How do you look?

Not so good. But I can cook.

I’m always ready for a good meal!

You promise to wash dishes. And we have a deal.