All this cheese talk makes me want fondue.
All I have is nacho cheese…will that do?
I like Parmesan cheese with spaghetti
With the Parmesan sprinkled like confetti?
It’s a real Eye-talian meal, if you add a cut up weenie!
Now be nice Beck; don’t be a meanie.
The Swiss cheese, yes, it has some holes,
It makes it easier when you feed the trolls.
I thought trolls only ate Billy Goats Gruff?
Boy, I bet that guy was tough!
Perhaps a bit of Camembert
On some crusty bread, and a pear…
There is no better bread than Rye
Pshaw! Pumpernickel, says I!
You serve rye without corned beef, I’m gonna say “bye”!
I spent my day planning gardening tasks.
I’d prefer to tap some casks
I’m just thankful that Spring is here.
(Spring is the housemaid that brings me my beer.)
So…does that make Summer the helper who brings you aspirin for your hangover?