- Build a wall around it so it won’t infect him.
- Arrest it as an illegal immigrant and deport it.
- Make insulting Tweets about it so it will leave in shame.
4.Come up with 15 fake reasons why he doesn’t have COVID.
“China.”
From him it sounds more like “Gyina”.
“Radical Liberal Virus”.
I caught it from Biden at the debate. He or his henchmen infected me deliberately. That’s Treason!!
Va-Gyina? Like grab it by the? That is what his tiny hands are good for, whoddathunk?
My prayer for him is in his distress he is visited by a dead as a doornail past business partner that informs Trump that he will be visited by 3 spirits (ghosts, not drinks), which happen that night, after those visits Trump has the heart change that Scrooge had and also buys every Mexican a turkey, except fo the vegetarian Mexicans which he buys a Tofurkey. Also that last spirit is as badass as Dickens indicated, we need full strength spirits on this one. Amen.
He might have a lot to deal with as he was turned away from Walter Reed for medical care.
(It’s a cash only facility.)
“I had the best COVID virus ever. My test was a beautiful test!”
He’s got something very special planned. It’s going to be a big, beautiful … a lot of people are saying that it’s going to be bigger than hydroxy. I don’t know, maybe yes, maybe no, but a lot of people are saying it. In about two weeks. You’ll see.
They’re using MY beautiful antibodies to make a vaccine!"
“I’ll be off this ventilator in two weeks. It’s the best, most beautiful ventilator you’ve ever seen! Trust me.”
If, like convalescent plasma, the exhaled breath of COVID survivors was curative, Trump’s got enough hot air to innoculate the entire populace.
The funny part is for the last few years he’s been happy to spew that hot air everywhere and anywhere for free. As soon as he realized that post-COVID it has value suddenly he’d be selling it only for a very, very high price.
If he is about to go he’s going to infect Pence, McConnell and the whole crew, since he can’t stand for any of them to succeed him.
He’ll try to get Pelosi in also, but she won’t touch him with the proverbial six-foot pole.
Inject covfefe
I’ll pay money to hear him keep his big mouf shut.
I’ll pay real money to hear his eulogy. The sooner, the better.
"My mama always told me, “if you can’t say something nice about someone, don’t say anything at all. Well, mama was an colossal asshole, and Trump was a bigger one than that. Good day.”
Hey, I was nice. I said “to hear his eulogy”, not “take a dump on his grave to show my disdain”.
Sorry, no offence; I was just trying to earn some of that eulogy money.